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27 East Granby, CT Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 1
Black, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here because didn't work out so well...
"An elegant gentleman." - New York Times

"A definite swipe right." - Cosmopolitan

"Really fucking liberal." - New York Post

"Any girl would be lucky to have you." - Mom

Travels well ✈️

-Former college athlete
-I like to stay very active
-I lift
-Sports nut
-Lover of all things soccer (MUFC, Holland & Dortmund)
-Pseudo intellectual
-NPR listener
-Foreign Policy buff
-Professional people watcher/commentator
-Travel junkie
-Possess a weird obsession with The Netherlands

Personality traits
-Habitual line-stepper (bonus points if you know where that's from)

The Dream
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Part-time Shark Wrangler at Nat Geo. Deep sea diving. 🐠⚓️
-Building my résumé.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making people extremely uncomfortable. For fun of course.
-Bar trivia.
-Being a wingman.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X and sound whiter than Mitt Romney in a snowstorm.
Token. Black. Bro.

Story of my life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: American Psycho🔪, Pride and Prejudice, Cantona, Brilliant Orange, Guns, Germs, and Steel,

Movies: American Psycho, Up in the Air, Django, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, The Hangover, Rudy, Hoosiers.

Documentaries: Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room.

Shows: Chappelle's Show: All-time favorite. Anything w/ Anthony Bourdain, Top Gear, House, Archer, The League, Shark Tank.

Music: EDM, bro. Above & Beyond, Cosmic Gate, Kakade, Tommy Trash, Arty, Arnej, Afrojack, Sander van Doorn, Jamie Jones, Joris Voorn, Sven Vath, Borgore & Zed's Dead
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. ATP.
2. Sports/The gym
3. Sperry's
4. iPod.
5. EDM
6. Chipotle & Five Guys
7.Light Shows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How to increase my profile views.
-Ways in which I can improve my human capital.
-Possible career moves.
-Travel destinations
-Income inequality
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1. Fist bumping to EDM at the bar/club
2. Dinner
3. Being the Designated Driver. It's a role that I've (kind of) learned to embrace.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. I ❤️ the show Broad City...

2. My 'Morning Routine' is very similar to Patrick Bateman's
You should message me if
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