I'm the kind of person who can very easily be summed up in a couple of sentences. I'm 6' 1", a business owner, and I have a chest like Superman. I grew up in England. I believe a man wears shoes, sneakers are for the gym.
What I’m doing with my life
I earned a degree in literature and was going to get an MFA in poetry, then I tragically discovered I have one of those eating problems. I like to do it three times a day.
I’m really good at
Using big words. It's to compensate for my small car.
The first things people usually notice about me
"I thought Shel Silverstein was dead."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"We like the same crappy music and TV shows!!!"
No wonder the divorce rate is so high.
The six things I could never do without
Time to think
The Higgs Boson
Those brief instants of perfection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How long I can hold my breath, poverty, boobs, lightsabers, what it felt like to be Picasso, wedgies, jokes, family, Batman, Bob Hicok, if I'm doing the right thing, boobs, my former insurance agent who cashed it all in and is now giving water-jet rides to tourists on the beach in Aruba, time, space, and where they intersect, tradition, dragons, the Jets, poems, Glenn Gould vs Leonard Bernstein, boobs, recipes, freedom, work, clouds, polar bears, truth.
On a typical Friday night I am
You say you like dive bars? Alright, Bukowski, I'll show you a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm bummed I don't have a kid to take to the new Star Wars movie.
You should message me if
Pros and cons of dating me:
Con: I'm kind of an a**hole.
Pro: I'm kind of an a**hole.