What am I looking for: a witty women who is willing to get devious with me. More seriously, I want someone who is adventurous and might be up for a an impromptu hike through the mountains or a whitewater rafting trip, for instance. If you own a bicycle, you get brownie points, as I am a hardcore cyclists. Women who neither read nor pay attention to current events nor have any sense of style or culture: we're probably not a good fit. I do not consider myself an elitist or snob, but I've got taste and class ladies. I expect you to meet me there, all the same. Oh yeah, I also have a bit of a potty mouth. Super conservative women who are hyper-sensitive to occasionally crude language: see ya, not a good fit either. If you feel like you may meet my needs, let's talk. If you're just bored and want to talk to a funny man, let's also talk. If you're weird, I am also weird, so let's talk.
Oh yeah, and if you treat me right, I'll make you my daily queen. Righteous! Always.
Anymore questions: well, just ask, silly!