What am I looking for?: a witty woman who is willing to get devious with me. More seriously, I want someone who is adventurous and might be up for an impromptu hike through the mountains or a whitewater rafting trip, for instance. If you own a bicycle, you get brownie points, as I am an avid cyclist. I want someone who is both cultured and fairly well read. Being in touch with the world is important to me. I do not consider myself an elitist or snob, but I've got taste and class, ladies. I would prefer someone who can meet me there, all the same. Oh yeah, I also have a bit of a potty mouth. Super conservative women who are hyper-sensitive to occasionally crude language: see ya, not a good fit either. If you feel like you may meet my needs, let's talk. If you're just bored and want to talk to a funny man, let's also talk. If you're weird, I am also weird, so let's talk.
Oh yeah, and if you treat me right, I'll make you my daily queen. Righteous! Always.
Anymore questions? Well, just ask, silly!