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ryan1281

31 / M / Straight / Single

Cambridge, Massachusetts

His Details

Last Online
Today – 2:16am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Can you convince me that Boston is awesome? When I was living in DC for several years, one of my favorite things was that the winters were mild, and in the rare cases that they had a “Snowpacalypse,” the overreaction was nothing short of adorable (“A quarter inch of snow?!?! Close everything!”).

In contrast, I have only traumatic memories of Boston winters. But I left the warm embrace of the mid-Atlantic to return to Boston to run a really interesting research project at a university. Only an incredibly exciting opportunity like that could overcome my winter PTSD! Although my first winter back was mild, this past one brought back all the traumatic memories. This summer better make up for the hours I spent digging out my car!

My previous tour of duty here as a law student required me to spend too much time in the library, leaving much of the city unexplored. Over the past year, I've been making amends and discovering lots of things I really like about this area... But I still don't love it.

So I'm looking for someone who can convince me that this place has something going for it, who could brighten my days when the sun sets at noon, and could warm me up to this frozen tundra of chowder and cannolis. I've got some great friends in Boston, but I'm hoping to meet someone even greater :)

I love running outside (and despise treadmills), biking, photography, and eating ice cream (something I’ll do any time of year, even in a Boston nor’easter). I also like discussing important things (like politics) or really important things (like Charlie Sheen's tiger blood). More than anything else, I like laughing and making other people laugh. Sadly, bad puns are a major part of that, so consider yourself warned. I'm also a Cleveland sports fan, which means it’s best not to ask me about LeBron James, or mention your love of all things Pittsburgh (I'm cool with the BoSox, though!)
What I’m doing with my life
Searching for the Holy Grail, armed with nothing but a pair of coconuts (and some legal briefs).
I’m really good at
Reading upside down, winning staring contests against a mirror, and taking pictures.
The first things people usually notice about me
My radiant smile, my great sense of humor, my brilliance, and my incredible humility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I only read books written by doctors, such as Seuss, Ph.D.

TV: 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Rec, How I Met Your Mother, Mythbusters, Doctor Who, The Shamwow Guy

Movies: Anything made by Aaron Sorkin, JJ Abrams, or Peter Jackson. Favorite movie at the moment is Stranger Than Fiction.
The six things I could never do without
Rubber bands, a stapler, a piece of paper, gasoline, 2.5 matches, and a Jackson 5 LP -- Because MacGuyver turned that into a helicopter once.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How a swallow carried a coconut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Training seeing-eye monkeys, to assist people who are illiterate. Kind of like seeing-eye dogs, but with better reading comprehension scores.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My eyes moistened at the beginning of the movie "Up"
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like laughing and making others laugh!