1. Don't take a moped off road in the Netherlands. You will regret it.
2. Don't finish the only book you brought on the plane ride over, you won't have anything to read on the way back.
3. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
4. Your football team will find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, but only after you send a text to all your friends to gloat.
5. You can breath underwater, but only through your mouth.
6. Always try and speak the language, but don't order from a menu you don't understand.
7. You will notice the autocorrect right as you hit send on a txt.
8. What happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas.
9. You would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids (and their dog).