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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 14
Native American, White
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-Winston Churchill

I am the 52 Hz whale.

I work full time, live by myself over by UH. I work six days, over forty hours every week, and my work is fairly physical, so I don't get out much after work. 5 '10", 145 pounds. Brown boring eyes like everybody else. I'm skinny. I dress however I want. I like Modest Mouse and the Smiths and lots of other stuff ( especially hip hop) except country music.I don't ride horses, nor have I ever. Also I've never ice skated. Also I don't hunt, and I have no desire to kill anything.. so.. yeah. I don't like the cold. I like food, all the time. And cartoons.

I like to eat cheese, and blow trees.
I work a lot, 50 hours a week more often than not. I want someone to spend some of my precious time off with. I'm a little bit lonely.

If you have ever described yourself as "sapiosexual" then you aren't for me. I prefer people with sexual orientations that actually exist. That is the most pretentious, asinine term I have ever heard.

Sometimes, if I see a cardboard box in the street, I pull over and make sure there aren't puppies or kittens in it.

I was raised to be polite and respectful.

I'm starting to wonder if there is a single woman who I'm compatible with in this entire state. I just want someone who doesn't wear camouflage, kill things, or believe that the earth is two thousand years old.

-I don't love the money,
I just get along with it.-

I try to be nice to everybody. I'm really laid back, I used to work with some guys that called me Cool Breeze, because I never get mad. Also, I think that's what Keanu Reeves name means..

looking for someone who wants to smoke weed and listen to music with me. or whatever.

Pokemon has done more to shape who I am than any other influence in my life. And I am in no way ashamed of that.

Travelling swallowing Dramamine
Feeling spaced breathing out listerine
I'd said what I'd said that I'd tell ya
And that you'd killed the better part of me
If you could just milk it for everything
I've said what I'd said and you know what I mean
But I still can't focus on anything

I would love to find someone who wants to go climb trees, eat Mexican food, get a little high, and watch some Louie, or Archer or something.

I really like shoes. I love the Jordan 1s, and I just picked up the new LeBron 12s.

I have a dog. I named him Pepito, which I translate into "Little Cucumber Dog".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
work in the Heights, and live over by UH.

Listening to music. Watching movies. Wishing that wasn't all I was doing.

Also making pictures of celebrities with the wrong heads, and other weird stuff.
I'm really not good at it at all, but it's a lot of fun, so there's that.

There's definitely some fatties up in this bitch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving.

Holding the door for people.


Having manners.

Being smarter than your honor student.

Not being just one type of person. I dress one way, talk another way, listen to music that doesn't match the way I look, and I have interests that appear to conflict with my beliefs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In junior high someone said I look like a moose. But he looked like a giant anthropomorphic ant, so I'm not too worried about it.

"You don't drink? What the fuck is wrong with you?" You'd be surprised how often this comes up.

On a serious note, they probably notice my plugs. And that I'm always wearing sun glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Melancholia, Mr. Nobody, The Fountain, Everything Is Illuminated, The Prestige, Sphere, Strange Wilderness, and alot more. Definitely my three favorite movies are (in this order): Total Recall, Videodrome, and Journey To The Center Of The Earth. I love movies.

Shows: Anything [as], Game of Thrones, Dr. Who, Snuffbox, Samurai Champloo, Mushi Shi, Desert
Punk, etc. Spice and Wolf is probably my favorite show ever though.

Books: Asimov, Tolkien, Lovecraft, Stephen King, Richard Dawkins, and philosophy stuff.

Food: I like food. All of it. Except Italian.

Music: Mostly Hip hop. Curren$y. Odd Future; Earl Sweatshirt may be one of the most talented rappers ever. Gorillaz. Daft Punk. Devin the Dude. Rhye. But I'm open to almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not having the herps
My car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space, and the universe, and what movie I should watch.

The world of miniature equine aficionado.

Also, what the hell is he saying in the Clint Eastwood remix?

I'm lonesome when you're around
I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself
And I miss you when you're around
And I miss you when you're around
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably taking your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and then never calling her again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried when the lady from Lambchop died.

The Beatles can suck my balls. The single most overrated group ever. I don't care who hears me say that either.

I drive a standard, and sometimes I'm really not very good at it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You like to drive with the windows down.
- You want to get high, listen to a wide variety of music and play some putt putt.
- You are also feeling like the only very liberal atheist in this place