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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:23am
6' 5" (1.96m)
Body Type
Average build
Dropped out of Space camp
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I like big belt buckles and all kinds of burritos. I like to add food coloring to any food I can. And I'd rather be backpacking
than most other things. I think badass is the best compliment you can give. I'd wear a tuxedo every day if I could.
Also, I'm in love with science.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the single dad of a six year old son. His name is Ben so if you're not too into kids maybe I'm not for you. He's most of my free time. Although as he gets older he can go on more adventures.

I work as an hazardous materials technician at a sulfuric acid plant in Richmond. I deal with things most people wouldn't want to.

I'd like, at some point, to go back to school and finish my EMT and paramedic training.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breakfast burritos. That should get it's own category.

Helping people move. Mouthing off. Cooking.
Drinking beer.
Eating all the pizza.
Pretty good at foosball the last time I played.
Making bets
arm wrestling.

Also tacos. I just learned that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Height and anything I might be holding at the time.
How goddam handsome I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read Tolkien over and over like some huge nerd.
I like to read classics like 20000 Leagues Under the Sea and the Invisible Man.
I read Gone With the Wind once, because I found it on one of the planes. Currently it's Sherlock Holmes that I bought from the library. And I'm about 10 years into reading Les Miserables. I'll finish it someday.

A lot of comedies and B movies about giant animals. Like Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. I'm a big fan of bad movies.
I also like Armageddon too much, which takes me to...

That Areosmith song from Armageddon.
The Steeldrivers, Murder by Death, Old Crow Medicine Show, Old 97's, The Offspring, NOFX, Right Away Great Captain, Yonder Mountain String Band, Ben Harper, Blind Guardian, Lit, Blink-182. The Devil makes three.
Much of what I like is what I liked in high school. I like the lmfao videos but I probably wouldn't listen to the music on its own.
And I want to karaoke Tiny Dancer.

Olives, breakfast burritos, grape nuts, a soup that I make with a lot of onions. I can cook fairly well. I mean, I like my food...
I eat most things, but don't like tomatoes or doughnuts.
Big fan of enchiladas with scrambled eggs on top. I think that makes it a breakfast food.
Will it look bad if Bourbon makes this list?

I like to watch Mash and I've been watching the original Star Trek on netflix. Arrested Development, Deadwood, Justified. Lots of cartoons also, like venture Bros, and Archer (although i think frisky dingo was funnier...). I don't watch too much new TV because most isn't any good. Although, I do like How I Met Your Mother and recently I've been all over Breaking Bad.
Trailer park boys...hey okcupid, knock knock...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many people on here have pictures of themselves with tigers.
Pretty girls.
Running away to the mountains.
How long I can hold my breath.
Sciencey stuff.
When they started playing "November Rain" all the time.
If I found a beer on the ground would I drink it?
The answer to this is, absolutely I would.
What things are what and what those things are made of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually have the kid, so not much.
Probably watching something on the Netflix. Typically first Friday of the month we go to Drakes and drink beer in the parking lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I only recently figured out what APR means. March 2014

I like to drink beer in the shower.
Also I like to read the dictionary.
I'm waiting for summer to bring the pool back in the house.
I often have more then one beer open at a time.

I feel bad for the girls who choose not to respond to my messages.

I laugh to myself whenever I'm a 69 percent match.

It bugs me when people say 2014 as twenty fourteen. You saved one syllable and sound like a douchbag.
You should message me if
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You will watch old movies like Casablanca with me. I think a lot of newer movies are really lacking something.
You don't use the phrase "fuck my life".
Definitely if you can sing.
If you can stand being second to a six year old.
If you'll drink whiskey with me and wear stupid hats.
If you want to help me use the free movie tickets i won from safety bingo.

Also if you want to go to great America. I've been daydreaming of that place for a while.

If you have red hair. I've got a thing for red heads... although, a buddy pointed out that I've got a thing for blondes and brunettes too... so there you go.
And I'd like, for once, to meet a girl with some manners...