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31 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:20am
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
English, Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm originally from Missouri, but I've been living in Portland for about 8 years. In that time I've cooked professionally at various restaurants for a few years and then I went back to school to finish my degree in earth and space sciences. I love science and I can easily geek out over talking about the formation of the solar system, the earth and other such topics.

I'm an atheist and a skeptic. This means that if there's no good evidence for the existence of something (astrology, big foot, aliens, psychic powers, etc...) then I'm not going to believe it. They're fun topics to talk about, but I don't take it seriously at all.

I love soccer and I follow the Timbers and Thorns pretty religiously. If the Thorns have a home match, I'm there. And I go to Timbers matches whenever I can get my hands on the tickets. I'll watch any soccer that's on TV though; especially if it gives me the chance to root for whatever team is playing against Seattle. Unless it's LA- then I just boo both teams.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm doing science with my life. I currently work full time at an environmental services lab as a microscopist. I look for nasty stuff in soil and building material that you don't want to breath in (asbestos, fiber glass, etc..). I also work as a research assistant in a meteorite lab at PSU.

I spent my entire undergrad burning the candle at both ends, so I'm taking a break before applying to PSU for my masters in science education. My long term goal is to do science outreach and education for either OMSI or another similar institution.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. I've worked with some of the finer restaurants in PDX, so I know my way around a kitchen pretty well.

I'm also adept at cracking dirty jokes and double entendres. I'm kind of a sucker for more risque humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm consistently told that I'm tall. So I'm assuming that people notice my height before anything else.
I've also been told I have nice hair. There are days I think about cutting it off though because it doesn't want to cooperate.
The other thing people notice is either my bowtie or necktie. I'm pretty fond of neck wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music- ask me

Books- Carl Sagan, research publications on planetary science.

Movies/TV- Donnie Darko, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Battlestar Galactica.

Food- nearly anything; ask me.

This list is short because I wanna maintain some mystery.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Soccer scarves
My bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future. Everything from when I'll meet the guy that I'll sucker into marrying me to deciding when I'll go back to PSU for my masters degree.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends at either a bar or someone's house making food. Friday's are generally pretty low key.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a big crock of duck fat in my fridge that has outlasted all my relationships. Yes, it's still good and makes for a kick-ass batch of roasted potatoes.
You should message me if
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You like to talk about soccer and/or science. And even if you don't, feel free to message me anyways. I am long term minded and I'm on here with the hope of meeting someone who's looking for the same. This doesn't preclude me from making new friends, but I am looking for something more.

Bonus points if you can tell me the two cities from the bonfire chant.