I am a simple guy with a lot of interests. I'm pretty funny and can be sarcastic at times. I think that trait has luckily made me more endearing than not. I like to learn new things and can offer insight (or ably make things up) on virtually any topic. Many would say I'm a pleasure to be around. Many are right.

Also, I was a fan of bacon before it was cool to be a fan of bacon.

Just trying to do the best I can. I work in the travel industry while unfortunately sitting still. Also, I recently started my own business. More details available upon request.

I think I'm pretty funny. I'm pretty good at thinking too.

Not a clue. The hair, the glasses, the understanding of the english language... it's impossible to know.

I like books that make you think and laugh. Mark Twain, Bill Bryson, David Sedaris. I tend to like comedies but am very open to all types of movies. Mel Brooks, Coen Brothers. I don't watch much TV when it's on anymore. Usually older stuff that I know is good. Seinfeld, Family Guy, Sunny, 30 Rock. Music I tend to lean towards classic rock but it's an eclectic mix. I'll try any kind of food and like most things. It's hard not to like pizza and chinese food though.

They didn't ask but I'll just tell you. I love NPR. There, I said it.

In no particular order....
My MacBook Pro
Family
Friends
Weekends
Music
List Fillers

what SHOULD I be doing right now?

Dinner out, movie in, maybe a run, who knows.

I once had blond hair. The jury is still out on whether that was a good idea. Don't worry, you can still weigh in, I have pictures.

People, females specifically. If you are a robot don't bother. Oh, who am I kidding, I'll talk to robots too (but ONLY female robots).