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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once, a friend with severe arachnophobia told me that her husband left her car windows open, allowing a spider to crawl inside. I replied that she should bake the spider into a cupcake, so her husband can FEAST ON HIS CRIMES.

So yeah...that's the kind of person I am. Hello!

Seven-plus years in Richmond, most of which have been spent in the Fan. You might remember me from instances such as, "Oh hey, it's that guy with the beard I saw in Joe's Inn/Garnett's/Lamplighter/etc. that one time".

I just moved across the river and while it's kind of a food desert, living closer reminds me of growing up on the water (the James is a poor substitute for the Chesapeake Bay, but it's something).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a local university. Beyond that, I have a couple of side-projects that give me an opportunity to write, which is what I really love to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, explaining things, dry/glib comments, walking, walking while chewing gum, cooking things on the second try (first try is usually a crap-shoot).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my hair/beard/glasses combo causes me to strongly resemble someone you already know (as well as 50% of Richmond's adult male population). Sorry, I'm not him. No, it's okay, I get that all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm leaving this deliberately blank (well, blank besides THIS). I prefer learning about someone's tastes in movies/books/etc when we're face-to-face. Later, we can arm wrestle over our differences.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Glasses (literally blind without them)
- iPhone (an excellent rectangle)
- Coffee (just hook it up to my veins)
- Heavy things (to pick up, and then put back down)
- Chuck Taylors (red laces optional)
- More coffee (seriously, just give me the IV already)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How much I hate running
-How amazing I feel AFTER I run, which is why I keep trying it

Plus about 1,000 other things depending on the time of day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
That depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Boxer briefs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You enjoy working out and/or need a workout buddy.
- You know where that "Vitamin E" line comes from and can respond with a line of your own.
- You have a feeling we'll get along, and want to test your theory.
- You're making a short film about beards and want to film a close up of mine. This is seriously a thing that has happened to me before.