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ryansleeps

27 M Hamtramck, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a music and bike whore. I'm anti-materialistic, anti-consumerism, anti-capitalism. I'm rather cynical and pessimistic and very sarcastic. I dont watch tv. I only have internet via phone, i only have a phone cause family members prefer that they can contact me. Oh yea I'm a pacifist and weird shit is gonna happen. My life isnt for the faint of heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Riding it out like the captain of a sinking ship. Drive it till the wheels fall off.
I’m really good at
Laveyin satanism. Cooking, receiving bad news, diy, saying "bless you" to cats, and laughing at funerals, the 1000 yard stare and cancelling plans.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- brave new world, farenheit 451, i drink for a reason. so on and so forth.
Music- 80's hardcore punk, crust punk, grindcore. First and foremost crass, then not necessarily in this order antischism, nausea, no-cash, le tigre, the strokes, dead Kennedy's, subhumans, avskum, skarp, gg allin, three 6 mafia, minor threat, the casualties, bjork, choking victim, roy orbison, burzum, the dwarves, wu tang clan, peaches, the streets, toxic narcotic, speedwolf... It's easier just to ask.
Movies-evil dead 2, lords of salem, toxic avenger, hobo with a shotgun, primer, city of god, wrist cutters, the exorcist, best in show...
Shows- louie, wilfred, workaholics, getting fucked up and watching intervention, arrested development, bobs burgers. Stand up comedy - bill burr, jim Norton, maria bamford, doug stanhope, eugene mirmin, kyle kinane.
The six things I could never do without
My bike, cartoonish amounts of caffeine, my cats, 40's, music, and I guess cigarettes even though I wanna quit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If the feral cats around my house are nsa survelliance. Only one way to find out grab a box cutter and speculum.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working doors. Fridays are very long work days. What am I doing with my free time? Biking somewhere, avoiding the summer heat in my near amish house hold, eating at all of the amazing hole in the wall ethnic restaurants in hamtramck and especially being culturally insensitive. This is a very muslim restaurants... lets grease the bearings with a few beers first, 'murica.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fantasize constantly about being a sociopath. Its kinda romantic imagining you had no conscious. Think about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
biking around indiscriminately for 30 miles at a decent clip wont affect you. If burned out Robocops detroit is a regular haunt. If slamming beers and riding bikes wrecklessly is a normal occurance. It's a good day to die Valhalla. Besides my nonsensical crap, if you actually live in Detroit proper. Royal oak isnt detroit neither is warren or saint clair shores.