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ryansleeps

27 M Hamtramck, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a music and bike whore. I'm anti-materialistic, anti-consumerism, anti-capitalism. I'm rather cynical and pessimistic and very sarcastic. I dont watch tv. I only have internet via phone, i only have a phone cause family members prefer that they can contact me. Oh yea I'm a pacifist and weird shit is gonna happen. My life isnt for the faint of heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Chasing my dreams. Drive it till the wheels fall off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, bartering, losing my tools, receiving bad news, diy, telling my cats to get a job, laughing at inappropriate times, telling offensive jokes, scaring the children and elderly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm never around. I don't really care for bars. My hands are always covered in grease or soot, and I look like I work on train tracks from handling steel and other fabrication materials all day. Lots of tattoos, ripped up clothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- brave new world, farenheit 451, i drink for a reason, bike snob nyc, fight club, choke, survivor, goetia, lesser key of solomon, the dictionary of occult hermetic and alchemical sigils, grimorium verum, walden, dictionnaire infernal and any thing by charles bukowski, george orwell, aldous huxley.
Music- 80's hardcore punk, crust punk, grindcore. First and foremost crass, then not necessarily in this order antischism, nausea, no-cash, le tigre, the strokes, dead Kennedy's, subhumans, avskum, skarp, gg allin, three 6 mafia, minor threat, the casualties, bjork, choking victim, roy orbison, burzum, the dwarves, wu tang clan, peaches, the streets, toxic narcotic, speedwolf, tragedy, his hero is gone, magrudergrind, sweat... It's easier just to ask.
Movies-evil dead 2, lords of salem, toxic avenger, hobo with a shotgun, primer, city of god, wrist cutters, the exorcist, best in show, blue velvet, uhf...
Shows- louie, wilfred, workaholics, getting fucked up and watching intervention, arrested development, bobs burgers. Stand up comedy - bill burr, jim Norton, maria bamford, doug stanhope, eugene mirmin, kyle kinane.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bikes, my tools, some where to sleep, clothing to survive winter, alone time, and stimulation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bicycles. M-theory, metallurgy, G-code, ways to learn how to run a laser or waterjet cutter. When am I going to learn CAD?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No days off. Making bikes, biking somewhere,, eating at all of the amazing hole in the wall ethnic restaurants in detroit proper. lets grease the bearings with a few beers first, 'murica.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I randomly throw every one around me out of my life and start from scratch with a few important items. I wanna drop off the grid entirely, hide in plain sight.
You should message me if
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biking around indiscriminately for 30 miles at a decent clip wont affect you. If burned out Robocops detroit is a regular haunt. If slamming beers and riding bikes wrecklessly is a normal occurance. It's a good day to die Valhalla. Besides my nonsensical crap, if you actually live in Detroit proper. Royal oak isnt detroit neither is warren or saint clair shores.