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27 M Hamtramck, MI

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm a music and bike whore. I'm anti-materialistic, anti-consumerism, anti-capitalism. I'm rather cynical and pessimistic and very sarcastic. I dont watch tv. I only have internet via phone, i only have a phone cause family members prefer that they can contact me. Oh yea I'm a pacifist and weird shit is gonna happen. My life isnt for the faint of heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Riding it out like the captain of a sinking ship. Drive it till the wheels fall off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laveyin satanism. Cooking, receiving bad news, diy, saying "bless you" to cats, and laughing at funerals, the 1000 yard stare and cancelling plans.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tattoos and piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- brave new world, farenheit 451, i drink for a reason. so on and so forth.
Music- 80's hardcore punk, crust punk, grindcore. First and foremost crass, then not necessarily in this order antischism, nausea, no-cash, le tigre, the strokes, dead Kennedy's, subhumans, avskum, skarp, gg allin, three 6 mafia, minor threat, the casualties, bjork, choking victim, roy orbison, burzum, the dwarves, wu tang clan, peaches, the streets, toxic narcotic, speedwolf... It's easier just to ask.
Movies-evil dead 2, lords of salem, toxic avenger, hobo with a shotgun, primer, city of god, wrist cutters, the exorcist, best in show...
Shows- louie, wilfred, workaholics, getting fucked up and watching intervention, arrested development, bobs burgers. Stand up comedy - bill burr, jim Norton, maria bamford, doug stanhope, eugene mirmin, kyle kinane.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike, cartoonish amounts of caffeine, my cats, 40's, music, and I guess cigarettes even though I wanna quit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If the feral cats around my house are nsa survelliance. Only one way to find out grab a box cutter and speculum.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working doors. Fridays are very long work days. What am I doing with my free time? Biking somewhere, avoiding the summer heat in my near amish house hold, eating at all of the amazing hole in the wall ethnic restaurants in hamtramck and especially being culturally insensitive. This is a very muslim restaurants... lets grease the bearings with a few beers first, 'murica.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I fantasize constantly about being a sociopath. Its kinda romantic imagining you had no conscious. Think about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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biking around indiscriminately for 30 miles at a decent clip wont affect you. If burned out Robocops detroit is a regular haunt. If slamming beers and riding bikes wrecklessly is a normal occurance. It's a good day to die Valhalla. Besides my nonsensical crap, if you actually live in Detroit proper. Royal oak isnt detroit neither is warren or saint clair shores.