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ryantherulest

24 / M / straight / Single

Coralville, Iowa

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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I am pretty, frickin, and sweet.

My Self-Summary

Edit: This profile is old. I should delete it. Turn the other way!

I know everyone says this, but music means a lot to me. I love listening to it and creating it. I play the drums and I mess around with electronic music as well. I'm also very big into computers and creating things with mine such as making flash movies, games, drawings, music, and programming. Creating things makes me feel whole inside my tummy. I also enjoy browsing hilarious web content and playing videogames. One game I love to play a lot is DDR because not only is it fun but it's a great workout as well.

I might sound like your typical guy, but I'm not! I'm a frickin trip! I love making people laugh and cheering them up. My humor is different than most people's but once you get used to it most people love it. This doesn't necessarily represent what my humor is but here are some funny things I like: Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Home Movies, most other Adult Swim shows, and many more. I also love stand-up comedy such as David Cross, Eddie Izzard, Dane Cook, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Eugene Mirman, and other hilarious comics. So humor is very important to me as I think it's necessary not to go insane.

I love to have fun but I'm not your typical party frat boy. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy parties. I'm just not constantly at them with a constant hangover. I'm also not a complete douche like a lot of guys. I'm a fun loving WACKY guy, but I have a serious side too. This comes in handy for THE SEXIES!

What I’m doing with my life

I'm living in Coralville, Iowa now with a good friend of mine. We are the sexay studs to make the womens have dreamyheads! The ladies love to give us very much smooch. So much that it became a problem so we decided to join this website in order to narrow down our ladies to ones we know are not just about our sizzlin hott bodz.

I also have a job that is not interesting at all to talk about but it's money. I want to learn a lot more about computer related things so that I can do something that I'd enjoy doing for a living. Such as some type of programming or Flash design. I'd also love to do something with music, but I can't play my drums any more because I live in an apartment and my neighbors might not appreciate my amazing skills and fat beats blasting through their walls. I'd like to learn guitar at some point though.

I’m really good at

Making others laugh, anything involving rhythm, huggins, snugglins, kissins, and lovins. I also have some talent in the areas of music, art, and acting (like an idiot).

The first things people usually notice about me

Well after they shield their eyes from my blinding good looks (and blindingly pale skin haha) they notice my hilarious personality and fun energy.

But if I'm walking in the other direction the first thing they notice is my sexay bum. Nuh-uh-uh, no touchy! You bad, naughty girls, you! That's for dessert for good girls that have eaten all of their dinner and vegetables. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK!!!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Movies: Fight Club, The Matrix, Windy City Heat, and pretty much any other awesome or hilarious movie. Superbad is insanely funny for those of you that haven't seen it yet... go see it!

Music: Tool, System of a Down, Breaking Benjamin, Radiohead, Disturbed, Mudvayne, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Flyleaf, A Perfect Circle, Crossfade, Ra, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Squarepusher, Shinedown, AFI, 3 Days Grace, Audioslave, Deftones, The Mars Volta, Rammstein, Static-X, and many more (mostly hard rock but I'm into a lot of other stuff too)

Food: Italian, tuna, awesome cereals, Clementines, other awesome fruits. I also love ice cream but I try to avoid it because it's POSITIVELY SINFUL!!! (ESPECIALLY EDY'S FRENCH SILK, OH DEARY ME!!!)

The six things I could never do without

Humor, music, love, technology (computers mainly), self-progression, self-control

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Funny things, not so funny things, life (which is pretty much summed up by the previous two), the future, things I want to do that would be awesome that I'll probably never be able to do (unless I put my mind to it, then ANYTHING is possible!), music, deep thoughts (By Jack Handey)

On a typical Friday night I am

Wishing I were with you. Yeah, YOU! *points through the monitor* *gives you a thumbs up followed by many high fives* I hear high fives are a huge turn-on for girls by the way hahaha.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm the most incredible guy you will ever meet. Shh... it's a secret!

You should message me if

You have any hope of contacting me as I don't log into OkCupid unless I get a message.