I am pretty, frickin, and sweet.
My Self-Summary
Edit: This profile is old. I should delete it. Turn the other
way!
I know everyone says this, but
music means a lot to me. I love listening
to it and
creating it. I play the
drums and I mess around with
electronic
music as well. I'm also very big into
computers and creating things with
mine such as making
flash movies,
games,
drawings,
music, and
programming. Creating things makes
me feel whole inside my tummy. I also enjoy browsing
hilarious web
content and playing
videogames. One game I love to play a
lot is
DDR because not
only is it fun but it's a great workout as well.
I might sound like your typical guy, but I'm not! I'm a frickin
trip! I love making people laugh and cheering them up. My humor is
different than most people's but once you get used to it most
people love it. This doesn't necessarily represent what my humor is
but here are some funny things I like:
Mr. Show,
Arrested Development,
Home Movies,
most other
Adult
Swim shows, and many more. I also love
stand-up comedy such as
David Cross,
Eddie Izzard,
Dane Cook,
Patton
Oswalt,
Brian
Posehn,
Eugene Mirman, and other hilarious
comics. So
humor is
very important to me as I think it's necessary not to go
insane.
I love to have fun but I'm not your typical party frat boy. Don't
get me wrong, I enjoy parties. I'm just not constantly at them with
a constant hangover. I'm also not a complete douche like a lot of
guys. I'm a fun loving WACKY guy, but I have a serious side too.
This comes in handy for
THE SEXIES!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm living in Coralville, Iowa now with a good friend of mine. We
are the sexay studs to make the womens have dreamyheads! The ladies
love to give us very much smooch. So much that it became a problem
so we decided to join this website in order to narrow down our
ladies to ones we know are not just about our sizzlin hott
bodz.
I also have a job that is not interesting at all to talk about but
it's money. I want to learn a lot more about computer related
things so that I can do something that I'd enjoy doing for a
living. Such as some type of programming or Flash design. I'd also
love to do something with music, but I can't play my drums any more
because I live in an apartment and my neighbors might not
appreciate my amazing skills and fat beats blasting through their
walls. I'd like to learn guitar at some point though.
I’m really good at
Making others laugh, anything involving
rhythm, huggins, snugglins, kissins, and
lovins. I also have some talent in the areas of
music,
art, and
acting (like an idiot).
The first things people usually notice about me
Well after they shield their eyes from my blinding good looks (and
blindingly pale skin haha) they notice my hilarious personality and
fun energy.
But if I'm walking in the other direction the first thing they
notice is my sexay bum. Nuh-uh-uh, no touchy! You bad, naughty
girls, you! That's for dessert for good girls that have eaten all
of their dinner and vegetables. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND FINISH YOUR
HOMEWORK!!!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movies:
Fight
Club,
The
Matrix,
Windy City Heat, and pretty much
any other awesome or hilarious movie.
Superbad is insanely funny for those of
you that haven't seen it yet... go see it!
Music:
Tool,
System of a
Down,
Breaking Benjamin,
Radiohead,
Disturbed,
Mudvayne,
Nine Inch Nails,
Korn,
Flyleaf,
A Perfect Circle,
Crossfade,
Ra,
Aphex Twin,
Boards of Canada,
Squarepusher,
Shinedown,
AFI,
3 Days Grace,
Audioslave,
Deftones,
The Mars Volta,
Rammstein,
Static-X, and many more (mostly
hard rock but
I'm into a lot of other stuff too)
Food:
Italian,
tuna,
awesome cereals,
Clementines,
other
awesome
fruits. I also love
ice cream but I try to avoid it
because it's POSITIVELY SINFUL!!! (ESPECIALLY
EDY'S FRENCH SILK, OH
DEARY ME!!!)
The six things I could never do without
Humor,
music,
love,
technology (computers mainly),
self-progression, self-control
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Funny things, not so funny things, life (which is pretty much
summed up by the previous two), the future, things I want to do
that would be awesome that I'll probably never be able to do
(unless I put my mind to it, then ANYTHING is possible!), music,
deep thoughts (By Jack Handey)
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing I were with you. Yeah, YOU! *points through the monitor*
*gives you a thumbs up followed by many high fives* I hear high
fives are a huge turn-on for girls by the way hahaha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm the most incredible guy you will ever meet. Shh... it's a
secret!
You should message me if
You have any hope of contacting me as I don't log into OkCupid
unless I get a message.