So far, the DC area seems full of people who try too hard to appear unavailable and race to be the first to lose interest, and I'm into neither of those things. I'd prefer to get to know someone across a few dates as organically as possible in lieu of a pressure-packed first date where we check-off boxes on our "future spouse" spreadsheets. I think the truly great aspects of a person's personality take time to reveal themselves, so I like to go with the flow and take things as they come. That is, unless your eyebrows connect, in which case I'm totally unavailable and I just lost interest first.
All of the profiles on here seem to read the same after awhile, especially that part about how you like fun nights out but can also appreciate a good Netflix evening on the couch with a glass of wine. I'm guessing you probably feel the same way about all the bro-files you've read on here, so let's shake it up a bit - I am exactly the same as the generic American male except:
1. I'm a better communicator. While I consider myself an extroverted introvert, my communication is extremely sincere (dare I say blunt?) and I think one text every-other day is pretty weak.
2. I'm more level-headed. I'm human, but don't typically get too high or too low. And that huge call the ref just made against my team? While another guy was screaming at the TV, I just watched the replay and can see how it was the right call.
3. I'm more thoughtful, in all senses of the word. My career involves thinking many steps ahead and figuring out complicated things, but I'm also pretty good at surprises.
As far as who I'm seeking, I'm not sure that I have a "type" really, although my celebrity crush would be Aimee Garcia. Aimee, if you're reading this, send me a wink. Better yet, like one of my photos and then I'll know you're really interested.
The ideal girl in my book is physically active, comfortable in her own skin, genuine, a good communicator, enjoys trips to interesting places (not just the beach), appreciates/has a quick wit, loves dogs, and can live with the fact that my dog Brooks will inevitably steal your socks. And bonus points if you're willing to wake up early on a weekend morning, throw on a Liverpool jersey, and fall back asleep while you "watch soccer" with me.
If anything in the above stream of consciousness stood out, I hope you'll get in touch. If not, I'll assume my preference for separate eyebrows was a deal-breaker.