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29 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Hispanic / Latin, White
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I decided a few years ago that wearing a chastity belt, whilst trying to pull off skin tight jeans, was just a big no-no. I like to hang out with people with my kind of crazy to keep my ADD under control. Also I strip for the Queen of Britain for side cash. And I hunt zombies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning to rob a bank, flee to Bahrain, fake my death, and live out the rest of my days in French Polynesia. Scuba tanks are in the trunk. Peeing in the wind hoping I won't get wet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying wildly inappropriate things at random times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I mean, I'm close to 8 feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ill list the first couple of things that jump out at me.

1984. Goodfellas, raging bull. Sons of Anarchy. Pretty much anything except Mexican band music although I do make the occasional exception Metalachi is one. Anything provided its not super spicy. I do like jalapeños though...bomb.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water. Guitar. A pen. A notepad. Space. Love. Not weird love like the kind when the smelly aunt with too much lipstick kisses you and leaves you smelling like patchouli and incense.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making every moment count. Living a life with no regrets. Not compromising my integrity, ideals, and beliefs for anyone. There's an obvious bend that I'm willing to make for the right person. Sike! I bend for no one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends. Probably with a friend meeting people. Entertaining hobos at the train tracks. Gotta stay busy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am emotionally available for texting, yes. However, I am
not always the fastest at responding to texts, as my days
normally consist of heisting banks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your life is like a Lisa Frank sticker. Glittery with a bunch of unicorns and rainbows.