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ryebread3

33 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I dont really know what exactly to say,I'm just a laid back, fun guy looking for a cute funny girl.

I enjoy humor and sarcasm. I love music and movies - especially quoting movies, the more obscure the better.

I like to stay active - I rock climb, play softball, kickball and coach high school tumbling on the side of my regular job. I love watching the Bulls play and wish I could afford court side season tickets. In the winter I try to get out and snowboard as much as possible.

Bacon is the finest food ever - that is not an opinion, it is fact. I almost always eat pizza once a week.

If I had to describe myself in 3 words it would be witty, loyal, neat, handsome and bad at math.

New to this whole online dating territory so be easy on me - those questions were hard! Did anyone actually get a left handed glove and turn it inside out??? I almost did, but didn't want to cheat

Most importantly, I want to meet my 100% enemy and vanquish my nemesis
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It's seems like I've been living a lot of short stories lately. I think now I'm ready to live the novel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, making people laugh, eating pizza rolls, knowing 'what band sings this song?' And quoting movies
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sneakers and my incredible wit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don’t read as much as I’d like to, but I’m starting to get back into the swing of it. Some of my favorite books are House of Leaves, Catcher in the Rye, Farenheit 451, Slaughter House 5, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Alchemist, The Tao of Wu, The Book of Basketball, Into the Wild

Music: (In no particular order) Death Cab for Cutie, Japandroids, Matt and Kim, the National, the Cure, Kid Cudi, Ray LaMontagne, Iron and Wine, Wu-Tang Clan, the Beatles, Young the Giant, Naked and Famous, Weezer, Jay-z, Walk the Moon, Alkaline Trio, Bright Eyes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Avett Brothers, Black Keys, Passion Pit, Bloc Party, Blind Pilot, Band of Horses, Nas, The Growlers, Foster the People, Of Monsters and Men, Wale, Fitz and the Tantrums, Wiz Khalifa, Jimi Hendrix, A Tribe Called Quest, Led Zeppelin, Lupe Fiasco, Peter Bjorn and John, the Killers, the Decemberists, Rolling Stones, Rural Alberta Advantage, Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley, Coldplay, the Lumineers – As you can see I have a pretty diverse taste

Movies: I went to film school so I’m all over the place with movies too – I’m not ashamed to admit that I can enjoy the occasional rom-com. Some favorites are: Flecth, the Big Lebowski (or anything by the Cohen Brothers), Pulp Fiction, 500 days of Summer, Empire Records, Kill Bill, Lucky Number Slevin, Cool Hand Luke, Sin City, Die Hard 1 and 3, Happythankyoumoreplease plus many, many others!

TV: I don’t get to watch much TV during the week, so typically I’m spending some quality time with my tivo on the weekend: How I Met Your Mother, Happy Endings, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Modern Family, the New Girl, Saved by the Bell. I also like crappy reality TV shows like Duck Dynasty, Storage Wars and the Challenge
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-music
-iPhone
-kindle
-listerine breath strips (cool mint)
-sneakers
-air conditioning

I'm sure there are far more important things but these are more fun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't like this question
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town, showing off my wicked dance moves or just relaxing with a good book or movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I secretly love Ke$ha
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are cute, fun, witty and are ready for a fun time!