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rylandkw

24 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Flyin by the seat of my pants.
What I’m doing with my life
Stuff, Things, and Whatever else tickles my fancy.
I’m really good at
Doing hood rat things, Pissing people off, and Hurting myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music, I'm a sucker for a lady with a beautiful singing voice, but I like whatever catch's my ear, Dubstep and techno never do.

Books, George RR Martin, Tolkien, Orson Scott Card, and Chuck Palahnuik, China Mieville.

Movies, most everything from Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Guy Ritchie.

Shark week, Squidbillies, Trailer Park Boys, Deadwood, King of the Hill, Game of Thrones, the Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Eastbound and Down, Parks and Rec, Southpark.

I love cooking and eating, mainly mexican and southern food, I'm picky though..... It happens.
The six things I could never do without
1. Drain cleaner
2. Brake Fluid
3. Sudafed
4. Ephedrine
5. Iodine
6. Ammonia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the future holds, in regards to my education and what my next minor injury will be.
Brushing my teeth as well, I like clean teeth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Talkin to a bottle
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
sometimes when I talk to people I (for no real reason) start thinking about spitting in their face, I have a tattoo of a dick in a hot dog bun on my knee..... I have several stupid tattoos.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you can answer this question: who would win in a fight between lemmy and god?

Or if you want to I suppose.