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24 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Flyin by the seat of my pants.
What I’m doing with my life
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Stuff, Things, and Whatever else tickles my fancy.
I’m really good at
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Doing hood rat things, Pissing people off, and Hurting myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Dimps...... tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music, I'm a sucker for a lady with a beautiful singing voice, but I like whatever catch's my ear, Dubstep and techno never do.

Books, George RR Martin, Tolkien, Orson Scott Card, and Chuck Palahnuik, China Mieville.

Movies, most everything from Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Guy Ritchie.

Shark week, Squidbillies, Trailer Park Boys, Deadwood, King of the Hill, Game of Thrones, the Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Eastbound and Down, Parks and Rec, Southpark.

I love cooking and eating, mainly mexican and southern food, I'm picky though..... It happens.
The six things I could never do without
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1. Drain cleaner
2. Brake Fluid
3. Sudafed
4. Ephedrine
5. Iodine
6. Ammonia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what the future holds, in regards to my education and what my next minor injury will be.
Brushing my teeth as well, I like clean teeth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Talkin to a bottle
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes when I talk to people I (for no real reason) start thinking about spitting in their face, I have a tattoo of a dick in a hot dog bun on my knee..... I have several stupid tattoos.
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If you can answer this question: who would win in a fight between lemmy and god?

Or if you want to I suppose.

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