rylandkw
25 Miranda, CA
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My self-summary
Flyin by the seat of my pants.
I'm rowdy, tattooed, and carefree.
Apolitical, nonreligious, unbiased, I do however hate someone who upholds a stereotype.
I live between here and Austin. I ride bikes and am working on my first motorcycle.
I've got a penchant for learning, and an appetite for destruction.
What I’m doing with my life
Stuff, Things, and Whatever else tickles my fancy.
I’m really good at
Doing hood rat things, Pissing people off, and Hurting myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
Dimps...... tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music, I'm a sucker for a lady with a beautiful singing voice, but I like whatever catch's my ear, Dubstep and techno never do.

Books, George RR Martin, Tolkien, Orson Scott Card, and Chuck Palahnuik, China Mieville.

Movies, most everything from Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Guy Ritchie.

Shark week, Squidbillies, Trailer Park Boys, Deadwood, King of the Hill, Game of Thrones, the Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Eastbound and Down, Parks and Rec, Southpark.

I love cooking and eating, mainly mexican and southern food, I'm picky though..... It happens.
The six things I could never do without
1. Drain cleaner
2. Brake Fluid
3. Sudafed
4. Ephedrine
5. Iodine
6. Ammonia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the future holds, in regards to my education and what my next minor injury will be.
Brushing my teeth as well, I like clean teeth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Talkin to a bottle
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
sometimes when I talk to people I (for no real reason) start thinking about spitting in their face, I have a tattoo of a dick in a hot dog bun on my knee..... I have several stupid tattoos.
You should message me if
If you can answer this question: who would win in a fight between lemmy and god?

Or if you want to I suppose.
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