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rynmuzkman2002

28 Maryland Heights, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I won't be using the word "random" at any point. Random implies that the actions and words I use were part of an elaborate roulette wheel of possibilities, not the ramblings of an eccentric mind.

Also: that's so random!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like to consider myself a professional relocator. Not doing it for other people. Actually moving consistently. St. Louis is my third move since last year. This one just might stick.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making of the laughs. And cooking anything with instructions. I use measuring cups for something as unnecessary as spaghetti, lest I don't use 2 cups of water to boil. F that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recently, that I apparently look like Skrillex with my new glasses. Amusing, everyone. They looked good in the mirror at the optometrist. LEAVE ME ALONE, GAH!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh come on. I won't be listing all of my favorite things. The reason to go out with people is to find and share mutual interests. Jeez.

Arrested Development, though. I like that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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Seriously, working in retail would be next to impossible without those numbers. It would make things extremely difficult.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.

When my first punch to the face will be for wearing my Red Sox gear in Cardinal country.

When the puncher will apologize when I explain I'm a Blues fan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unpacking boxes, probably. Working, maybe? Oh, and hockey. Love me some hockey.
You should message me if
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You've somehow made it through this entire profile and laughed once. We'll get along just fine

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