Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I won't be using the word "random" at any point. Random implies
that the actions and words I use were part of an elaborate roulette
wheel of possibilities, not the ramblings of an eccentric
Also: that's so random!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like to consider myself a professional relocator. Not doing it
for other people. Actually moving consistently. St. Louis is my
third move since last year. This one just might stick.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making of the laughs. And cooking anything with instructions. I use
measuring cups for something as unnecessary as spaghetti, lest I
don't use 2 cups of water to boil. F that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recently, that I apparently look like Skrillex with my new glasses.
Amusing, everyone. They looked good in the mirror at the
optometrist. LEAVE ME ALONE, GAH!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh come on. I won't be listing all of my favorite things. The
reason to go out with people is to find and share mutual interests.
Arrested Development, though. I like that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Seriously, working in retail would be next to impossible without
those numbers. It would make things extremely difficult.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.
When my first punch to the face will be for wearing my Red Sox gear
in Cardinal country.
When the puncher will apologize when I explain I'm a Blues fan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unpacking boxes, probably. Working, maybe? Oh, and hockey. Love me
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–31
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've somehow made it through this entire profile and laughed
once. We'll get along just fine
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