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30 M Boonton, NJ

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I consider myself to be pretty resourceful, there's a good chance that you'll turn around and I'm fixing the hinges of a door that isn't mine. I strive to be as cool as Macgyver in all of my endeavors, but with less mullet.

I find lists to be easy on the eyes, so things I like...
- fixing things.
- eating things
- watching TV
- going out for dinner.
- riding my motorcycle, and sometimes my bicycle.
- watching the stars, fires in my fire pit,
- exploring places/abandoned buildings?
- people watching/general observing.
- jiu jitsu
- science, science TV, Sci-Fi; basically science all around.

Sports are pretty lame in my book. I do enjoy UFC though.

I think at this point this website basically fills the void for when I've run out of things to check on the internet. I think I've sent less than 5 messages since I've been here.

And then there is this

Also, Instagram right, that's hip? ryrypizza
What I’m doing with my life
Office stuff, where my biggest responsibility there is to monitor humorous things on the internet. And when I can get the work I'm a house painter/handyman working for a few different guys, as well as having my own small handyman gig. Basically this kind of stuff.
I’m really good at
Fixing things.
Finding that really weird dude in a crowd of people.
Using my senses, especially my nose (aspiring smell detective)
Instantly finding the word pizza amid an entire page of words.
Being punctual.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sixty-three hundred dollar suit...come on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Does the internet count as a book??

They Live, Back To The Future, Brazil...blah blah blah.

Arrested development, Parks and Rec, Top Gear, Elementary, lots of stuff, nerdy sci-fi stuff, yep..Star Trek.

Other Lives, Steve Reich, Isis, Gojira, RX Bandits, Opeth, Dream Theater, Cursive, Mastodon, King Crimson, Adrian Belew, Code Seven, Shakti, Beirut, Devin Townsend Band, Strapping Young Lad, Iron and Wine, Rush, Mr Bungle, Joanna Newsom, Glassjaw, Kaki King, Necrophagist, CAVE IN, Extol, Yes, Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares, Nick Drake, Faun Fables, Gorillaz, Bjork, Beach Boys, Minus The Bear, Mars Volta, Smashing Pumpkins, Symphony X, Ghost, Deltron, Brian Wilson, Philip Glass, Mastodon, Steve Reich,East Of The Wall, Cake, JAGA JAZZIST, The Darkness

Pizza, Sandwiches, Tacos, know, really healthy stuff.
The six things I could never do without
My leatherman

Having one blank space in lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Outlandish scenarios.
The universe.
What's for lunch..then what's for dinner, and what is for lunch tomorrow.
What other people are thinking. Was it pickles?
On a typical Friday night I am
There's no typical Friday night for what everyone on this site says. Aren't we all so hip?

But typically for me, being typical; beers with friends or doing nothing. H I P.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Right, the guy in the $4,000 dollar suit is going to tell you the most private thing he's willing to admit....COME ONNN!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are down with this.

If you're normal and grounded, not some jet-set "oh this is me in South East Asia swaddling a baby orangutan" travelista. Cool, you have money...we get it . You're cute and want to eat some pizza, or tacos, or pizza tacos and go for a motorcycle ride...or play some darts? Drink some beers?

You get this