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30 Takoma Park, MD Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Asian, White
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- The skinny: MD -> PA-> Nagoya -> MD -> Chicago -> MD. Someday I'm going to add Oahu as my last stop. I like travelling (who doesn't!?) roller coasters, new stuff, socializing in small groups, gardening, cooking, reading, and having Seinfeld-esque discussions about everyday minutiae that makes 75% of people say "why bother?", to which I reply, "Because one must."

- I'm too smart for my own good and too much of a smartass for my own good. Also, sarcasm doesn't translate well on paper, I'm told. ;)

- Documentaries, new experiences/international travel, wine tasting, roller coasters, discovering cool new-to-me places on yelp/eater, walking/hiking/picnics, and deep intellectual discussions about psychology, current events, history, science, health, technology, etc. are not only welcome, but encouraged. Seriously, my mind never stops. Sapio-sexual, because intelligence is hawt.

- I'll whisper you dirty jokes in a classy restaurant so's we can get our laugh on in the most appropriately inappropriate of times. :P

- I was gaming and watching anime way before it was cool. While my WoW days are certainly behind me, now I’ve moved on to board games. Cards Against Humanity, anyone? I guess you could call me a closet geek/nerd, but unlike the stereotype, I do prioritize exercise and hygiene.

- I’m attracted to quality and novelty, especially in places, food, humor, ideas, and people. No topic of conversation is too "out there" for me to entertain.

- I don't really have a "getting to know you" period. I'll talk to you like I've known you for years.

- I'll play by social rules, but if you're the type of person who eschews them in your private life, we'll definitely get along. Who says we can't stay over eating pizza and watching Always Sunny on a school night?

- Anything worth doing is worth doing right. I never half-ass any project I undertake, be it work, hobbies, travel, friends, family, or my relationship.

- I value honesty, integrity, self-awareness, a quick wit, ingenuity, dedication, empathy, and kindness. For the select few in my inner circle, I would do anything, make any sacrifice, for their sake.

- I'm looking for someone who is funny, caring, and passionate about something and wants to share it with me. Also chemistry, but that's best determined over time. Everything else is negotiable.

4w5 INFJ. Cuz why not.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Questioning everything. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking! I'll fix you dinner if you fix my computer...

Listening, understanding, and seeing a concept from many different angles, from the deeply complex to the mundane and absurd.

Getting lost and pretending to take the scenic route to get to our destination.

Saying annoying shit like "YOLO," "treat yo self," or "get rekt" when the situation doesn't call for it. So pretty much making a fool of myself while keeping a defiant facade.

But honestly, I truly enjoy learning. I wouldn't necessarily say I'm good at it but that's what life is about - progression.

What I'm not good at: small talk, crowded bars and clubs where you have to shout to even hear yourself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have rbf. Great for shutting down randoms when you naturally look like grumpy cat.

"What exactly ARE you?" I've gotten everything from Spanish, Filipino, Native American, Eskimo...

Tbh, I'll probably notice much more about you than you will about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Parallel Universes (Michio Kaku), Quiet: The Power of Introverts, The Night Circus, The Mortal Instruments/The Infernal Devices, the Omnivore's Dilemma.

Movies: The Fountain, Atonement, Lars and the Real Girl, Gone with the Wind, House of Flying Daggers, Shinobi, Kingdom of Heaven, Death at a Funeral, Blades of Glory, Zoolander.

TV shows: The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, SNL, Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley, the League, Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Southpark, Breaking Bad, True Detective, Da Vinci's Demons, Firefly, Downton, Skins (original UK), Borgias, Asian dramas, Anime (subbed only!), and documentaries.

Music: A few select American bands, Jpop, Kpop, TWpop, classical music (I played the violin for 8 years as a kid so - like with diamonds - I pretty much have to). I'm open to suggestions!

Food: Contemporary American/molecular gastronomy; local nose-to-tail, farm-to-table cooking, heirloom stuff I grow, sushi, dim sum and really anything good. Tasting menus. Borderline chef groupie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet/smartphone/e-reader. I need a constant influx of information.
2. Good company. Anything is an adventure with good company.
3. Honesty & curiosity
4. Puzzles
5. Kindness
6. Laughs, especially those induced by movie/tv references
7. The calm before a summer's storm

Yes, I know that's 7. I'm such a rebel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Why?" - because it's the only question that matters.

What kind of pole dancing moves are best paired with "The Wheels on the Bus."

How to make the world a better place, one person at a time. And people - how they interact, what makes them tick, how they love, how they hate, and what to do about it - on an individual level.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sobbing uncontrollably into a pint of Americone Dream as I realize that yet, once again, I'll be a regular at the self service pump.

Seriously, what did you expect me to say? :P Like everyone else, I'l be unwinding from a long week...whatever that entails.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a realist who cares way too much for my own good. And I cuddle like a boss.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're relentlessly curious. You think and feel in color. You're easily excited over big and small things alike. You don't mind a person who will challenge you to be a better version of yourself, because I will.

You want something that will last.