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s1natra

40 M Yorktown, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a nice guy. I hate to say it, but it is the truth. I know you want the dark, brooding, tattooed bad boy that will send your heart into a pitter patter. I'm the other guy. I will text you to be sure you got home after a date. I will hold the door open for you. I will remember your birthday & that you hate clowns.
What I’m doing with my life
Raising my two kids and not create two little monsters...
Having fun when I'm not supposed to...take the incorrect amount of imagination, a funny voice, and I can amuse everyone for hours...
Trying to finish my dissertation in Underwater Basketweaving...
Perfecting my homemade Marinara sauce to go over both gnocchi's and my pizza dough...
I’m really good at
having fun, being witty, and enjoying the moment.

Imagine an otter, now give him opposable thumbs, a vocabulary that is way too large, and the modern world as his playground! That's me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I haven't the foggiest anymore...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books-urban fantasy (Jim Butcher, Simon R. Green, Gail Carriger, Charles Strouss,...) plus the satire of Terry Pratchet. My reality has too much reality in it.
Movies-classics ("The Godfather," "Caddyshack," "Airplane," "Casablanca," "Star Wars," ...)
Shows- don't have cable ("Mythbusters" History Channel, Discovery Channel, Premiership & Champions League Soccer)
Music-80's new wave, alternative, and this new stuff that immitates the old (Mumford and Sons, REM, Depeche Mode, Jimmy Buffet, Fun, Linkin Park, AC/DC, Beethoven's "9th Symphony-Ode to Joy", ..)
Food-cooking for my family (what better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than watching the Browns lose while taking all four hours to make dinner?), sandwiches, Italian, Seafood, Chinese, Mexican (anything that is not moving on its own)
The six things I could never do without
1 & 2- My two kids (If I have to explain this, stop reading and move on, haha)
3 & 4- fountain pen and thick papered journal (So much more fun to write when you hear the nib scratch the page)
5- Coffee (Not just for mornings for me as I drink it all day long, hence item 5a-breathmints)
6- Libraries (If you cannot find an eternity of entertainment here, what are you doing with your brain?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1) a whole bunch of complications for novels I am not writing, just amusing
2) Why pygmy hedgehogs are so dang cute, when they are truly hideous up close, with their hair, skin, scales, and spines?
3) Why my students prefer to be spoon fed knowledge when it loses all meaning and value that way?
4) Where is the woman to make my heart skip when I think of her? How can I get her attention?
5) How much suckage I will have to drink for the rest of my life if I let Her slip through my fingers?
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying desperately to rid Metropolis of Superman and all his dorky Superfriends...
I get the privilege of having my kidlets over the long weekends so we are usually having family game & movie night...
can't wait until the weather warms and we can go camping afterschool...
Or perhaps we three are busy working on global domination...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never gone to Vegas or Key West for fear of just moving in and not returning to my responsibilities and obligations...
I am secretly addicted to candy corn...
I hate to admit that I am allergic to dogs, though I love the 4 legged friends.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 33–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
I have not scared you away
You have found me sexier than Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, younger Sean Connery, and or Steve Buschemi
Or at least I have caught you eye enough that you think I can make you smile...