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45 F Royal Oak, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:15pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from med school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm a special snowflake. Just like you!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working too much, drinking good wine, beer and cocktails (generally separated in time and space, I'm not 25, after all), eating great food when I go out and far less interesting things when I stay home, lifting heavy shit and putting it back down, and laughing as often as possible. I'd prefer to be doing a lot more canoodling, however.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of things--I'm a woman of many talents. If it's not physically easy to do, I've probably done it, am doing it, or am actively planning how I'm going to do it in the future.

I can cook but generally won't bpther with anything more elaborate than a burger if it's just myself. I get the joke quickly and can (and do) laugh loudly and sincerely. Every now and then, I slow down enough to hang out barefoot on the couch, just chillin'. That last part is hard for me though--I'm generally in perpetual motion, and my schedule sucks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My penchant for hanging upside down. My hair, laugh, and eyes. Apparently some other assets on this site, as well. Go figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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YA fiction (best stuff going at the moment), UFC on a Saturday night, OITNB, GoT, most superhero/supervillain movies, dramas and comedies, live comedy, rock and roll, cool DIA events, and I'm game to eat almost any food. Except oysters, mussels, and clams. Blecch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Really good coffee, first thing. Eggs over medium. Good corn tortillas. Salt, and a lot of it. The cool side of the pillow. Melatonin, unisom, and sleep water. Dental floss. My crazy family. My obnoxious, yet charming, dogcat (if you are highly cat allergic or a militant cat hater, we might have an obstacle there). My excellent health and capable body. My highly rewarding career. Most importantly, my irreverent sense of humor. I'm into multiples of six, here, but honestly, I've just never been that much of a rule follower.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's with the "I caught this big fish" pictures in so many men's profiles? Seriously. Is it a hunter/gatherer thing? I can feed you, honey? What? I don't get it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing. I might be in, out, up, down, or all around. Life's too short to get in a rut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think peanut butter was created by the devil himself.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 37–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You really should message me if you can poke fun and laugh at yourself. A PhD is not a prerequisite, but I most definitely prefer to date someone who has some sort of education (or at least some highly educational life experiences) that make him a more well-rounded and therefore interesting human being. You should also be financially secure and responsible about it--you don't have to be in the 1% by any means, but your shit on time. If you're fit and want to stay that way, and you're fairly easy on the eyes and have pictures--of you, in your profile, taken less than a decade ago, which is really only fair--to prove it, and if you're at least within quiet shouting distance (that's like a year or two, fellas. Sorry. I don't date much, if at all, outside of the range I've listed) of my age parameters, what have you got to lose?