Hey there! Billy Mays here for Steve, the great guy you need to know about! He slices, he dices, he even makes julienne fries. Need a drink? Steve is right there with cool refreshment.
Tired of broke, jobless losers who do never pay their way and do nothing more than mooch and sleep on your couch? Not with Steve. Steve graduated from college, and didn't just find a job, he found a career.
Imitators can be seen going for hundreds, even thousands! Act now, and Steve can be yours for the low, low price of a cup of coffee. But wait, there's more! Act now and we'll throw in some terrible puns for free! That's a date with Steve, and puns, for only one coffee. Act now!
I am awesome, kinda nerdy, and I have a fireplace