Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Recently accepted a job offer in the D.C. metro area. In the
process of relocating from New Hampshire and will officially be in
the area on 2/22. So, if you see a slightly stunned looking guy
being lead through the streets by a confident, sniff happy beagle,
feel free to say hi. Now, on to the profile:
I recently said to a group of friends that "We're too old to care,
but still young enough to not be creepy." What were we doing?
Starting a dance party at a bar where no one else was dancing. Yes,
my moves are slick as hell and no, my hips don't lie.
That's basically how I'm trying to live my life these days:
awkward, flailing about, and laughing about it. Self-aware and
By the end of the night, half of the bar was dancing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This used to say "working on becoming a functional adult." These
days, I like to think of myself as pretty functional (but sometimes
Continually working to become a better version of myself.
However, unlike Matthew McConaughey's
most-awkward-Oscar's-acceptance-speech-ever, I don't view the
future version of myself as the ultimate "hero" to chase after.
Haven't seen it? Watch it and prepare to be uncomfortable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Waking up really early (and then sliding backwards down ice-covered
sidewalks on my stomach like an uncoordinated penguin).
Watching videos of Ellen scaring people for long periods of
Explaining white privilege to people who like to talk about reverse
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Buffy DVD collection; Sunny grass patches; Laughter; Critical
(and not-so-critical) conversation; Family (both given and chosen);
Wit (in all its forms)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Nothing ever is; everything is becoming."
"Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I legitimately thought my future profession would be a ninja when I
was 5. I got in an argument about it on a playground. I wrote my
college essay about it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to laugh. You like exploring and going on
You don't mind the idea of dancing awkwardly in the center of a
crowded room or having honest, thoughtful dialogue about the world.
Who are you looking for?
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