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37 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:20pm
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes cats
English (Okay)

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What I’m doing with my life
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Slowly building an empire of awesomeness.

Trying to figure out how to do a better podcast.

Making the "hero fold" a sexy play

Learning about people through OKC:

•girls in Seattle don't tweet as much as I would have guessed.

•more Seattlites are opposed to flag burning than I would have guessed

•females are better suited for snowboarding
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll tell you one thing I'm not good at, telling people what I'm good at.

Actually reading your profile.

Wait, I can grill pretty darn good. I also make good enchiladas, or so I've been told.

Expressing myself with my hands (not sure if this a good or bad trait)

Shooting my mouth off

Laughing, I've been told I have an infectious laugh, might be my favorite compliment of all time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am tall and covered with tattoo's. Some guy named Jack is constantly trying to climb my beanstalk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Good Omens, and the Horus Heresy.

Movies: Big Lebowski, True Romance. Wes Anderson is probably my favorite director, followed by Peter Berg (yeah I said it)

TV Shows: Justified, The Wire. I recently discovered Friday Night Lights, man o man, I can't say it's good, but I'm hooked.

Music: I have robot ears. I like obnoxious music. I only like live shows if people are going ape shit.


Food: Expensive steaks and burritos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Red Bull
Cat Saturday
My friends
Street Fighter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I could have played that hand better.

Playing cards in Melbourne, Austrailia... or anywhere else I guess.

Why is everyone so serious, do you like to have fun, and does it ALWAYS have to involve alcohol??

How my upstairs neighbors got elephants up there, and why do they keep making them march around in the middle of the night. And what kind of jail time will I be facing when I finally set said neighbors on fire. (update, I have since found out that the beast making all the racket upstairs is a cat, and for some reason I find it less irritating now)

Why are people in the NW, Seattle in particular, so fucking pretensious. What the fuck does "feed my soul" even mean??

Chivalry, why girls put up with such goofballs.

I'm starting to think most of these profiles are sociology experiments, created to see who and how guys respond to certain profiles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing poker.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've seen every Twilight movie. And I liked them.

Also, I am fascinated with Kanye West and R Kelly. There must be something in the water in Chicago that makes people next level bonkers and genius at the same time.

For the last 15 years, whenever I went to the doctor, they told me I was 6' 8". They never took my shoes off, I am really 6' 7". So I'm not THAT tall!!!
You should message me if
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The thought of a dude with a Hello Kitty tattoo doesn't upset you.

You know the lyrics to Firestorm (but aren't vegan)

You're a sick degenerate who needs to make a wager like NOW, I'll find you something and give you action.

You've had your aces cracked, gone on tilt, and steamed off 500.