I don't think I can summarise myself better in "words" than I have with my "profile picture". Refer to the "profile picture" for further information.

(Possible questions you might have are: what colour is her hair? Has she ever drunk a drink through a straw? Does she wear sunglasses sometimes? However, if you want to know whether or not I have eyeballs you're going to be out of luck buddy and I am sorry about the lack of information available in that area)

Getting double dared to join dating websites, trying to finish an arts degree (sort of), working in a classic student call centre job to pay the billz, lying in the sun (much to the detriment of my pale, freckly skin).

Cutting my own fringe. Well, I'm okay at it. Kind of.
I'm frightened of hairdressers.