Hey! My real name is Vladimir - to pronounce my last name, I'd have to walk you through it in person. I'm originally from St. Petersburg, Russia but I've lived in Brooklyn since I was 6 so I only remember how cold it was (sooo so cold...viva Perestroika)!

I have a wondrous cat named Yoshi who does magical tricks and balancing acts in exchange for food and shelter.

Surprisingly, I'm not a drinker although I will drink socially - and only if one twists my arm and uses peer pressure to get me to do so. I don't eat Borscht and I don't have an accent but I can speak Russian. I love Dostoevsky and Mark Twain equally - the romance and beauty of old Russian literature and the wit and timeless humor of my boy Twain!

*I travel every chance I get
*I used to have a fear of insects but now i'm only afraid of six or seven known species
*I love foreign movies and I like the Simpsons and South Park
*I've climbed to the highest point in 16 states and have 34 to go. You ought to come with me.

I work in Health Care. I do something concerning IT. I'm not even sure what i'm doing most of the time. Aside from that, i'm an outdoorsman. You know that Brawny guy on the towels? Imagine him outdoors - biking, hiking, playing soccer and basketball and camping - always cleaning up after myself.

My eyesight is good but I shall not take credit for it

I have dark and curly hair. This makes me tall, dark and curly haired.

Books:
Fast Food Nation
Mark Twain
Catcher in the Rye
Choke
Alice Munro
So many more

Food:
I once ate Japanese blowfish from a cart in Japan although it tasted like chicken

Music:
Anything with a good beat. I hit the gym to rap but it's NPR all day!! Except when it's swedish house mafia.

Shows:
Boardwalk Empire
Sopranos
Seinfeld
Simpsons
IT Crowd
Peep Show
British comedy in general

Friendship
Nature
Shampoo
Passport
Logic
Humor

My next chess move - where i'm going and what i'm going to do once I get there...

Hanging out with friends; cleaning my place; planning my next escape

Nude beaches are liberating.

You're honest, independent, and would like to enjoy a Starbucks coffee with me (I've got two coupons and one of em has your name on it!)