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30 / F / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Mar 5
- 5′ 3″ (1.61m)
- Body Type
- Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
- Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
Oh, also, my kind of embarrassing loud laugh. It was once affectionately called a "guffaw."
Movies: Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, French new wave, movies that scare the shit out of me.
Shows: Louie, Breaking Bad, GIRLS, Downton Abbey (what? shut up.) It's Always Sunny, and the highly critically acclaimed Bridezillas.
MUSIC MAKES ME HAPPIEST. It would take me HOURS to list everything, but here's a few faves: violens (if you know them you get like a billion bonus points), Frankie Rose, Jai Paul, anything on Captured tracks (Beach Fossils, Wild Nothing, DIIV, Heavenly Beat, Mac DeMarco, Minks, etc etc), Twin Shadow, Real Estate, Tame Impala, Beach House, Dum Dum Girls, Frank Ocean Old faves: Pulp, Blur, Supergrass, Slowdive, Ride, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Church. 60's soul, 80's new wave, 90's shoegaze.
Food: Burritos and cookies.
-The World Wide Web (also sad)
-Shopping (maybe sad?)
Honorable mention: Whiskey
What I'm doing with my life.
What I'm going to wear.
What I'm going to eat.
Should I buy that?
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 27–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
-TYPING IN ALL CAPS or spelling thingzzz totally rong on porpoise is kinda funniez 2u
-you are as obsessed with music as I am and/or like some of the shit I've listed
-you can handle/maybe even enjoy my frequent use of foul language
-you like to go to shows
-you would like to provide ingredients and an oven for baking (you get the treats)
-you know what my username is referencing (I know you can google this. We're on the honor system here)
-you love Frank Ocean, you wonder if homophobia is to blame for his disappearance in pop culture, and would like to discuss
-you actually read all this shit?!
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