A catch... with a couple bad habits, but still mostly a catch.

It's a long story. And I'm currently writing about it.

Dressing myself and others (that includes styling boyfriends), finding good music, decorating, cracking crass jokes, listening, baking elaborate desserts then not eating them.

Tattoos, lips, clothes/shoes. Probably boobs too. I know how you dudes work.

Oh, also, my kind of embarrassing loud laugh. It was once affectionately called a "gaffaw."

Books: I should read more. But I just finished Patti Smith's memoir about her life with Robert Mapplethorpe. That was awesome. I also love Chuck Palahniuk and Bukowski, which I know is a horribly cliche thing to say.

Movies: Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, French new wave

Shows: Here's where it gets bad. I love trashy TV, specifically Real Housewives. Go ahead, judge me. I also like good stuff like Madmen, Breaking Bad, GIRLS, Downton Abbey (shut up, haters)

MUSIC MAKES ME HAPPIEST. It would take me HOURS to list everything, but here's a few faves: chad valley, violens (if you know them you get like a billion bonus points), Ganglians, Thee Oh Sees, Weekend, White Fence, Ty Segall, beach fossils (and all their side projects - DIIV, Heavenly Beat), Wild Nothing, Mac DeMarco (this dude's a freak!), Ariel Pink, Crocodiles, Craft Spells, Part Time, Tennis, Twin Shadow, Real Estate, Tame Impala, Beach House, Frankie Rose, Dum Dum Girls. Old faves: Pulp, Blur, Supergrass, Slowdive, Ride, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Church. 60's soul, 80's new wave, 90's shoegaze.

UPDATE: KMEL JAMZ. Kendrick. Miguel (If you are offended by a song titled "Pussy is Mine" you need not apply). Also, someone please stop me from listening to Frank Ocean. Can't. Stop. Need. Help.

Food: Burritos and cookies

-Music (more specifically, Spotify. That shit has changed my life)
-Sex
-My dog
-The World Wide Web
-Shopping
-My besties
Honorable mention: Whiskey

Dudes.
What I'm doing with my life.
What I'm going to wear.
What I'm going to eat.
Should I buy that?

Who knows. Entertaining somebody, even if it's just my dog.

I'm REALLY bad at playing games. If I like you, you're gonna know it. If you have a problem with that, then you should probably look elsewhere.

-you're sweet, considerate, and not completely nuts
-you are as obsessed with music as I am
-you like to go to shows
-you're one of those cute boys whose butts I stare at while they ride their bikes
-you don't think it's funny or cool to make fun of "hipsters" (come on, you know you're just pissed that they're hipper than you are)
-you know what my username is referencing
-you love Frank Ocean