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31 F Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:12pm
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
A catch... with a couple bad habits, but still mostly a catch.
What I’m doing with my life
Managing a retail store, hangin out, going to shows, occasional artsy things, going back to school to study sociology.
I’m really good at
Dressing myself and others (that includes boyfriends), finding good music, decorating, cracking crass jokes, listening, baking elaborate desserts then not eating them.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos, hair, lips, clothes/shoes. Probably boobs. I know how you dudes work.

Oh, also, my kind of embarrassing loud laugh. It was once affectionately called a "guffaw."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I should read more. But I just finished Patti Smith's memoir about her life with Robert Mapplethorpe. That was awesome. I also love Chuck Palahniuk and Bukowski, which I know is a horribly cliche thing to say.

Movies: Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, French new wave, movies that scare the shit out of me.

Shows: Louie, Breaking Bad, GIRLS, Downton Abbey (what? shut up.) It's Always Sunny, and the highly critically acclaimed Bridezillas.

MUSIC MAKES ME HAPPIEST. It would take me HOURS to list everything, but here's a few faves: violens (if you know them you get like a billion bonus points), Frankie Rose, Jai Paul, anything on Captured tracks (Beach Fossils, Wild Nothing, DIIV, Heavenly Beat, Mac DeMarco, Minks, etc etc), Twin Shadow, Real Estate, Tame Impala, Beach House, Dum Dum Girls, Frank Ocean Old faves: Pulp, Blur, Supergrass, Slowdive, Ride, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Church. 60's soul, 80's new wave, 90's shoegaze.

Food: Burritos and cookies.
The six things I could never do without
-Music (more specifically, Spotify. That shit has changed my life)
-iPhone (sad)
-The World Wide Web (also sad)
-Shopping (maybe sad?)
-My besties
Honorable mention: Whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm doing with my life.
What I'm going to wear.
What I'm going to eat.
Should I buy that?
On a typical Friday night I am
It's Friday night and I am drinking tea and writing this, so...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm REALLY bad at playing games. If I like you, you're gonna know it. If you have a problem with that, then you should probably look elsewhere.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you're sweet, considerate, and not completely nuts. Somewhat nuts is cool with me. No abusers, misogynists, religious/rightwing nutjobs plz.
-TYPING IN ALL CAPS or spelling thingzzz totally rong on porpoise is kinda funniez 2u
-you are as obsessed with music as I am and/or like some of the shit I've listed
-you can handle/maybe even enjoy my frequent use of foul language
-you like to go to shows
-you would like to provide ingredients and an oven for baking (you get the treats)
-you know what my username is referencing (I know you can google this. We're on the honor system here)
-you love Frank Ocean, you wonder if homophobia is to blame for his disappearance in pop culture, and would like to discuss
-you actually read all this shit?!