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47 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:19pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Q: What’s in your nightstand drawer?

A: Manuscripts full of my failed works.

Q: What are your television favorites?

A: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, American Horror Story

Q: What was your favorite cartoon when you were a kid?

A: Speedracer

Q: Who’s your greatest influence?

A: LaWanda Page

Q: What’s your greatest fear?

A: future dystopia controlled by the Religious Right.

Q: Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable.

A: Diamanda Galas ; James Baldwin; H.P. Lovecraft. Diamanda would sing an aria, while Baldwin read Lovecraft the riot act.

Q: What would you serve?

A: Macrobiotics

Q: How would you describe your dream guy?

A: Someone with the soul of a poet, the compassion of a saint, the humor of Emo Phillips. But I’ll take hot over that any day.

Q: Who should star in a movie about your life?

A: Alfonso Riberio.

Q: Who gets on your nerves?

A: Devotees of Ayn Rand.

Q: If your home was burning, what’s the first thing you’d grab while leaving?

A: My cat. Though she wouldn’t appreciate it.

Q: Who’s your favorite musical artist?

A: Right Said Fred.

Q: What’s your favorite website?


Q: What’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

A: In the catacombs beneath Paris. With a C.H.U.D.

Q: What’s your favorite food to splurge with?

A: Anything with lots and lots of saffron.

Q: What’s your favorite season?

A: Winter. It’s a season of death.

Q: What kind of animal would you be?

A: A cassowary. They look like a cross between a turkey and a velocioraptor, and can eviscerate you with a single kick.

Q: What kind of plant would you be?

A: A corpse flower.

Q: What kind of car would you be?

A: A jalopy

Q: State your life philosophy in 10 words or less.

A: Watch it, sucker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling, reading, writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. I put the Chesire Cat to shame!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air Conditioning
Cell Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
70s sitcoms, trash tv. And God.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Immersed in a fictional world--either my own creation or someone else's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like Morrisey. Some of his music is OK, but he's as annoying as Kanye West, and like West, this overpowers my enjoyment.
You should message me if
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If you're interested in any of the things I like. Or you're a creative type. Or you have one hell of a sense of humor.