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sableonyx

46 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 27–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:09am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Q: What’s in your nightstand drawer?


A: Manuscripts full of my failed works.

Q: What are your television favorites?


A: Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, American Horror Story

Q: What was your favorite cartoon when you were a kid?

A: Speedracer

Q: Who’s your greatest influence?


A: LaWanda Page

Q: What’s your greatest fear?


A: future dystopia controlled by the Religious Right.

Q: Pick three people, living or dead, who you think would make the most fascinating dinner guests imaginable.


A: Diamanda Galas ; James Baldwin; H.P. Lovecraft. Diamanda would sing an aria, while Baldwin read Lovecraft the riot act.

Q: What would you serve?


A: Macrobiotics

Q: How would you describe your dream guy?


A: Someone with the soul of a poet, the compassion of a saint, the humor of Emo Phillips. But I’ll take hot over that any day.

Q: Who should star in a movie about your life?


A: Alfonso Riberio.

Q: Who gets on your nerves?


A: Devotees of Ayn Rand.

Q: If your home was burning, what’s the first thing you’d grab while leaving?


A: My cat. Though she wouldn’t appreciate it.

Q: Who’s your favorite musical artist?


A: Right Said Fred.

Q: What’s your favorite website?

A: Goatse.cx

Q: What’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

A: In the catacombs beneath Paris. With a C.H.U.D.

Q: What’s your favorite food to splurge with?


A: Anything with lots and lots of saffron.

Q: What’s your favorite season?


A: Winter. It’s a season of death.

Q: What kind of animal would you be?

A: A cassowary. They look like a cross between a turkey and a velocioraptor, and can eviscerate you with a single kick.

Q: What kind of plant would you be?

A: A corpse flower.

Q: What kind of car would you be?

A: A jalopy

Q: State your life philosophy in 10 words or less.


A: Watch it, sucker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling, reading, writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humor
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. I put the Chesire Cat to shame!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer
Air Conditioning
Paper
Cell Phone
Sweets
Inhaler
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
70s sitcoms, trash tv. And God.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Immersed in a fictional world--either my own creation or someone else's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like Morrisey. Some of his music is OK, but he's as annoying as Kanye West, and like West, this overpowers my enjoyment.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're interested in any of the things I like. Or you're a creative type. Or you have one hell of a sense of humor.