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37 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 28
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To sum yourself up in a few quick sentences? Impossible I say!
I drink, I look up everything. I know the most random things. I love sushi and order my steak rare.
I moved here from Austin tx. I've gone to college in 3 states so far, I like to keep edumicating myself but I've worked in telecom for 14 years.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still figuring out the city, enjoying the smell of the bums on the A train. Finding new ways to avoid eye contact with anyone on the street. I've been known to have to drink a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
First I'll tell you what I'm not really good at, having a funny profile! I know my profile sucks because people that say "replies often" don't reply to me.
Things I'm actually good at:
Stretching and yawning in business meetings. Also keeping profiles to the point. Keep it short and mildly entertaining. We don't have time to read books. I'm also surprisingly good at chess.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have green eyes and am not at all shy. I also remember the most random of things. Wait, that second part you don't notice right away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Garden State, House, Books about the Roman Empire (I know I know, no one likes those books but me) Harry Potter. I can be main stream too ya know. V for Vendetta, and stop judging me! That isn't a book, I'm just saying.

Game of Thrones has become a recent obsession too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cell phone, Crack, My Cell phone (see what i did there?), things to laugh at, Amazing Bars, my memories.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is that guy staring at me? Do I know him? Why are there so many artists on the L train? Why are there so many vegetarians on this site?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town, it is random, but I'm out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Bacon. I don't like fruit but force myself to eat it. Take that fruit!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
No one reads this far so I could put in anything. Things about that interested you or made you go hmm, he seems ok. Also I'd like to note that is not my cat/puma lying on me. I love that cat but he's not mine. And yes, I think he weighs 56 pounds but he is sensitive about it. He's been doing crunches. Also girls really don't message guys first normally. In fact I think most of the girls on here get 15 messages a day. I also don't message people when it says in red replies super extremely selectively. I'm not ready for the rejection. So if you never reply then you will have to message me first.