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sacrileg

24 Arlington, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 30, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm really popular on Tumblr.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This is the internet. I could say that I'm a fan-fucking-tastic lion tamer and you'd be unable to refute the claim. (It's totally true, by the way.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is it just me or does this site totally suck?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Next Week: How to Fling an Otter
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
raindrops on roses
and whiskers on mittens
these are a few of my favorite things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I told him that I was undergoing an existential crisis.
He said, "Oh, that's okay. Everybody does."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yes, I'm a black man, and yes, I'm dressed like an astronaut. It disturbs you, doesn't it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like the last few Harry Potter books.
You should message me if
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- You're not ugly.

- You're not creepy.

- You wanna be friends with me.

- You have a decent understanding of the English language.

- You're not a grammar nazi. (I can diagram a sentence like a motherfucker, but I don't care if you can.)

- You don't believe in Intelligent Design. (I don't even care if you're one of the people who are well-versed in the subject. I don't care if you want to argue the difference between micro and macroevolution and whether or not what we know about evolution explains one or the other. I don't care if you heard the term "irreducible complexity" somewhere and want to use it as justification for your bogus stance. I just don't care.)

- You understand that Twilight is not particularly well-written.

- You wanna be friends with me.

- My liberal use of 'nazi' bothers you.

- You didn't think that Tiller was a killer.

- You're not creepy.

- You wanna be friends with me.