:D

I'm an awkward dork and my main interests include filmmaking, photography, gaming, and human psychology. I love to read as much as possible, but rarely find the time to do so. I also enjoy cosplaying, but I'm not a huge anime fan.

I procrastinate too much on Reddit.

I love to write short stories, it's one of my greatest passions. Although I write well stylistically, I no good write about self.

I'm horrible with languages other than English, even though I grew up learning German and Urdu.

I suck at filling out 'About-Me' pages.

I'm a serious writer (read: story teller), and currently working (read: procrastinating) on a short novella. In the mean time, I write and direct my own scripts for film practice, and to make money on the side I shoot music videos.

Right now I'm studying Film and TV at University of Arts London, and I plan to make loads and loads of shorts before working on something big, like an independent film~

Cracking my knuckles.
Baking sweets.
Playing first-person shooters very, very badly.
Photographing portraits (but I'm more interested in high fashion shoots).

Always my big, brown eyes. Although I have to wear contact lenses because my vision is horrible, which renders my pretty eyes pretty useless xD

Books:
TinTin, Rumiko Takahashi, some Palahniuk, Watchmen - books about human psyche. I used to be into fantasy but thankfully I've grown out of that phase :)

Film:
Film Noir, Studio Ghibli, French movies, Requiem For a Dream, kitchen-sink dramas, and some cult classics like Fight Club and Clockwork Orange. It's my job to watch every kind of movie ever made, which makes it difficult to narrow it down to a few favorites D:

TV (at the moment):
Adventure Time, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in PA, Californication, Better Off Ted, Monk, 30 Rock, Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, Community, How I Met Your Mother, Curb Your Enthusiasm. Need to start watching Breaking Bad!

Vidja Gamez:
I'm a pretty eclectic gamer, and I've played on every popular platform, but my favorites have to be:
Legend Of Zelda, Mario, Okami, Pokemon, anything with Professor Layton - I'm a huge Nintendo fan and that's where most of my 'gaming skill' is invested, but lately I've been playing Red Dead Redemption and other Rockstar games :)

Food:
Anything Italian. Always.

Video games
Books
Chocolate
My camera
My sibling-cousins
*some magical 6th thing here*

-the situations people find themselves in
-creating a scene in my head from real life
-thought experiments and morality

getting my butt kicked at Super Smash Bros. and browsing Cracked/Reddit

I have way too many boots.

*You can type a legible sentence (and be bothered to spell out
three-letter words. ("You" does NOT take long to type out
ಠ___ಠ)
*You don't mind sarcastic girls
*POKEEMONZ. XD
*If you do drugs, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.

A thousand words seems like a looooot o__O I feel like I've written so many words already and it's only adding up to about 400 words!
WTH? D:

Please don't hate me for this, but imma have to cheat on this one
just to 'Complete profile to 1,000 words' (who has time to read all
that? That's why everyone loves cliff notes, right? ;D)

Anyway, here goes the mindless rambling (or maybe a few
passages/quotes I just really like):

Also, by 'words' do they mean actual words or does jaggiblarljdoody
count as a word? And what about smileys? :D Need to have smileys to
make the world go round, after all xD

Anyways, quote timeeee:

"Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with
inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films,
music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random
conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds,
bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal
from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work
(and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable;
originality is non-existent. And don't bother concealing your
thievery - celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case, always
remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: 'It's not where you take things
from - it's where to take them to'."
---Jim Jarmusch
(Holy crap, that was a quote WITHIN another quote!)
-QUOTECEPTION.

"Important Thoughts on Head Size:
Those with small heads should always wear long beards.
Those with large heads should always wear puffy jackets.
I have never met a person with a normal sized head."
---I forgot who said that.

1) Gather a few willing people (no more than 3, including
yourself).
2) Target a random stranger.
3) In order, over the course of the day, have each person bump into
them and say the following:
"Wake up."
"You're in a coma."
"This isn't real."
4) After saying your phrase, walk away and pretend it never
happened.
---Saw it on Reddit

Phew! And that's 1,000 words :) (Go back and count them for me
though, since I'm not 100% sure).