Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*You can type a legible sentence (and be bothered to spell
three-letter words. ("You" does NOT take long to type out
*You don't mind sarcastic girls
*If you do drugs, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
A thousand words seems like a looooot o__O I feel like I've written
so many words already and it's only adding up to about 400
Please don't hate me for this, but imma have to cheat on this
just to 'Complete profile to 1,000 words' (who has time to read
that? That's why everyone loves cliff notes, right? ;D)
Anyway, here goes the mindless rambling (or maybe a few
passages/quotes I just really like):
Also, by 'words' do they mean actual words or does
count as a word? And what about smileys? :D Need to have smileys
make the world go round, after all xD
Anyways, quote timeeee:
"Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with
inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new
music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random
conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees,
bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to
from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your
(and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable;
originality is non-existent. And don't bother concealing your
thievery - celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case,
remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: 'It's not where you take
from - it's where to take them to'."
(Holy crap, that was a quote WITHIN another quote!)
"Important Thoughts on Head Size:
Those with small heads should always wear long beards.
Those with large heads should always wear puffy jackets.
I have never met a person with a normal sized head."
---I forgot who said that.
1) Gather a few willing people (no more than 3, including
2) Target a random stranger.
3) In order, over the course of the day, have each person bump
them and say the following:
"You're in a coma."
"This isn't real."
4) After saying your phrase, walk away and pretend it never
---Saw it on Reddit
Phew! And that's 1,000 words :) (Go back and count them for
though, since I'm not 100% sure).