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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:46am
Middle Eastern, Other
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Not at all
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Urdu (Somewhat), Hindi (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I made my first caucasian friend when I was 24, even though I immigrated to the states when I was 6. It's hard out there for brown kids.

I'm 50% Pakistani and 50% Pakistani. Most people can't guess my ethnicity. I usually get Spanish, Greek or Antarctican.

Some people consider me a genius. They all live inside my head.

I can eat Pho, Sushi, Edamame, Thai everyday. I'm hustlin'.

I live by having new experiences: Meeting people, traveling, dancing, eating, learning, trying, failing, succeeding, evolving.

I recently realized that I'm a feminist.

TL;DR Achhhhooooo.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
During the day, I'm a partner in a software night, I become a Stand Up Comedian. Cape and everything. If you're planning on asking me to tell you a joke though, please find a weapon of your choice and shoot/stab/blow yourself (up). Now that would be funny. Hehe. Haha. Hoho. Burp. No seriously though.

I travel a lot. From May-July I traveled to Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, England and Malta.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being normally awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Style & energy & my ability to not give a fuck. I'm a nice, sweet and caring person though. I swear! 😜
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: I'm open to a lot! Sushi, Pho, Edamame, Banh Mi, Guacamole, Guava, Pomegranate, Burritos, In-N-Out, Arepas, Chinese, Nihari, Pani Puri. Though I wish I had the balls to become vegetarian or vegan.

TV: I prefer binge watching. Big Bang Theory, Curb Your Enthusiasm, HIMYM, Weeds, Arrested Development, Orange is the New Black, Silicon Valley, True Detective, Modern Family, House of Lies, House of Cards, Drawn Together, VICE, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Last Week Tonight w/ John Oliver, 60 minutes, political shows. I watch the GOP debates with popcorn in hand, and laughter in my belly.

Movies: I didn't get into American cinema till '93 (I was 11) and my parents didn't know shit about it because they watched Bollywood movies. So I lack in this, but I can totally do a Bollywood dance.

Music: Very open! Lupe, Tinie Tempah, Coheed & Cambria, Los Amigos Invisibles, Michael Franti, Chromeo, Gin Wigamore, Zero 7, Phoenix, Kapten Rod, Matisyahu, The Knux, Justice, Phoenix, Portishead, Dizzie Rascal, Passion Pit, deadmau5, MGMT, Xavier Naidoo, Tricky, SiA, Sinatra, Kings of Leon, The Shins, Peaches, Miguel Bose, Andrew Bird, MIA, The Roots, Dead Prez, Thievery Corporation, Bonobo, Nas, Kanye, Common, Bob Marley, Beck, Gorillaz, Michael Buble, Robbie Williams, Drake, Silvana Imam, Timbuktu, The Weeknd. I also like trading random music with people.

Books: Being an ESL kid doesn't help. I lack in this as well. A friend told me she read 50 pages in one hour. Fuck her! I wish I could do that. I'm good at absorbing information, but my attention span is limited. I do read books, I'm just bad at telling you what my favorites are. I guess one thing I can share is that the first book that made me cry a little was To Kill a Mocking Bird. But it was only a couple of tear drops! I'm a man! Raaaawwwrrrrr.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about ideas that most people don't have the mental capacity to comprehend and sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I ain't typical yo. [robot dance]

**8/26/2015: This list needs to be updates. Send ideas.**
Things I want to do soon, preferably with a match:
- Zoo
- Salsa (Dancing or Class or Dip)
- Chuck-E-Cheese (for the kid in me), Dave & Busters (for the adult in me)
- Titanic 3D (I've never watched Titanic and I've never watched a 3D movie, makes sense)
- Dancing to Hip Hop at an all black club (did this with a friend, want to do it again)
- Mythbusters exhibit at Museum of Science and Industry (you get to conduct experiments!)
- Speed Dating (where we date others while we're on a date. This is probably a second date thing.)
- I'll expand with more soon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you write something private about yourself on OkC's "most private thing section" in which the information is available to everyone, is it still considered private?

Either way, I'd probably fuck a midget.

Also, my username can expose my reality. Choose wisely.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you have fingers.
- you're smarter than me.
- you want to meet and not just message for three point five years.