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31 Houston, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 20
Hispanic / Latin, —
Seeing Someone
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I keep forgetting I have this account.

I'm an art nerd who spends time walking around listening to podcasts and interesting conversations. My friends have called me bold, brave, witty, and funny. At first, I'm a hand shaker and a bit reserved. The boldness comes out if I like you. :)
Also, I'm the worst at finding my keys in my own purse. I'm bad at making plans but I'm good at following through and thinking on the fly.
I have yet to have made out with any of my girl friends, random guys in a club, and I'm picky when it comes to men.
When I go out I can usually be caught at museums, parks, books and comic stores, art galleries, coffee houses, and bars.
I love craft beers and a good whiskey on the rocks with a lemon twist. I love steaks medium rare, sushi, fresh fruits and veggies, grilled everything.
Charcoal over propane, natural springs over hot tubs, firm handshakes over kissy faces, kinky and nerdy over vanilla and macho.
I love multifaceted experimental men who aren't stuck in a single role and willing to try new things, go to new places, and talk about it open, honestly, with a good sense of humor.
Crack jokes with me at bad movies, shut up during good movies, talk honestly about life, enjoy building something awesome, wear a tie you wouldn't mind me pulling on from time to time. I'm looking for a partner, not a leader or a follower.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm always into new art projects and I love collaborative work. I volunteer with local art and cultural events and occasionally figure model.
I spend time in the Houston comedy scene doing improv, stand up, short story readings. People seem pretty happy with it, at least I haven't been pulled off the stage.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversations and joking around
Quiet moments of tenderness, affection, sincerity, and high fives.
Genuinely thinking about your dreams and concerns.
Pulling a Heloise.

I'm terrible with names, book and movie titles. I'm working on it.
I'm clumsy. I have given up on that. There are some battles I'm not going to win.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quiet at first and easy into conversation. I'm more a sassy jeans than club wear kinda girl.
I tend to match the mood of the person I'm with. When I laugh, I laugh big. Usually when it's inappropriate. :/
I hate myself for typing "sassy jeans"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Can't go wrong with Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, William Gibson, Edgar Allen Poe, or Keats

Comic Books:
Strangers in Paradise, Fables, The Goon, Blade of the Immortal
I'm a sucker for dystopian, cyber punk, and sociology books.
Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead are my go-to I'm sick and I'm not leaving this couch movies. I love Simon Pegg.
Big Trouble in Little China, The Great Muppet Caper, Clue, The Big Lebowski, The Dark Knight, Let the Right One In (original version)
I love animated films like Millennium Actress, most Pixar Films like Up, Wall-E, The Incredibles, Ratatouille
MST3k: Space Mutiny, Over Drawn At the Memory Bank, The Unearthly, Hobgoblins, and most of the shorts I can watch a dozen times.
Cinematic Titanic and Rifftrax are great and you should check them out.

Louis C.K
Maria Bamford
Patton Oswalt
Brian Regan
Bill Hicks

The Bugle
This American Life
Savage Love
In Our Time

Sushi, Dim Sum, Mexican, Indian. If the kitchen is clean, I'll try it at least once. I don't like chain restaurants, I'd prefer to go to a mom and pop place.

I tend to like indie music and supporting local bands.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art Supplies
Performing comedy
Funny people
The Arts, Culture, and Concerts
A Leatherman multi-tool
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The vast emptiness of space and existence. The complexities of life, irony, and it's ethical consequences. Humor even in the darkest of circumstances and it's amazing power to heal and bring people together.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working a comedy show, going to a gallery opening, then hangin out and cracking jokes with my friends.
Fridays and Sundays are usually packed for me with meetings, family, and friends. Saturday evenings are nice date nights. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an INFJ. Rarest personality type on a psychology version of a horoscope.
I have not updated my photos since I don't know when. I genuinely forget that I have this account
You should message me if
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You like checking out the comesy shows, art scene, museums, comic and book stores, coffee houses, cracking jokes, subtle flirtation, honest talk, bars with big heavy doors and low lighting.
Try new foods and places.
Build things, paint things, and open mason jars.

No fedoras, please. They are special things.