29 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
I get the sense I'm entering the "next phase" of my life, which is to say I feel like I've wasted my youth. I suppose it's my western white male entitlement that lets me feel like I can have a mid-life crisis before 30. Oh well.

I want a partner in crime. Someone to trade witticisms with over cocktails.

I blag a bit:

I am polyamorous. This means I can and will pursue multiple relationships. It's not for everyone. It may not be for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Traveling about, hacking on any software I can get the code to, working a great job.
I’m really good at
Front kicks, set theory, pointer arithmetic.

Oh, and I'm hysterically funny >:|
The first things people usually notice about me
Is he... talking to himself?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Les Miserables
Parliament of Whores
A Christmas Carol

The Royal Tennenbaums
A Clockwork Orange

The Pillows
Many points inbetween

Pizza (Not just any pizza though. It has to be done right)
The six things I could never do without
Six tongue depressors. Made of pine, not balsa. Its very important that they be pine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Efficient data structures for storing data keyed on intervals.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home coding or out drinking. Probably both at intervals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm ticklish. Really bad.
You should message me if
You can be bothered. I have pretty low incoming traffic so I'm happy to hear from whoever.