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My friend Kelly drove me to the hospital one night for some bruised ribs. It was late, and the wait was several hours. She grew tired, she grew annoyed, she grew displeased to be where she was. At about 5am I turned to her, smiled, and said "well at least we're together." She nearly killed me. The moral of the story is I sometimes favor a brand of humor that consists of jokes that aren't funny at the time they are told, and that this /can make me look like kind of a dick./ That's my disclaimer.

Into the obligatory stuff: I'm into karate, computers (particularly FOSS), autocross. film, and gourmet food (can't cook a note, love eating it).

I'm looking for someone who can keep my attention without me being on ritalin.

Traveling about, hacking on any software I can get the code to, working a great job.

Front kicks, set theory, pointer arithmetic.

Oh, and I'm hysterically funny >:|

I'm tall and stretchy.

Books:
Les Miserables
Naked
Parliament of Whores
A Christmas Carol

Movies:
Rushmore
The Royal Tennenbaums
A Clockwork Orange
Network

Music:
The Pillows
Dieselboy
Many points inbetween

Food:
Sushi
Pizza (Not just any pizza though. It has to be done right)
Burgers
Steak

Six tongue depressors. Made of pine, not balsa. Its very important that they be pine.

Efficient data structures for storing data keyed on intervals.

At home coding or out drinking. Probably both at intervals.

I'm ticklish. Really bad.

you made it this far.