Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey I'm Russ and I have no idea how to talk to you...
ADHD poster boy so I don't do well without people, I like to be
surrounded by positive vibes from others. I usually end up the life
of the party when I'm out with friends but as of late if takes some
coaxing to lure me out of hiding.
I love to learn about this universe we live in and watch the
dynamics around me. Free spirited idealist looking to wander and
explore. I try to stay /fit/ and am always looking for new people
to adventure with.
ENFP if you're into that and Enneagram Type 2
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I need a baby goat in my life...maybe I'll move to Uruguay
feeling the earth between my toes
smoking, being outdoors, and trying new things.
I will always want to be in a place where people are obsessed with
the stars in the sky not the stars in the streets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
adventuring and wandering
and exploring and hiking.
Oh! I'm really good at picking up hobbies and skills with no better
reason than for the sake of being a human swiss army knife...luck
favors the prepared!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I keep being told people gravitate towards me...whatever that
HEY YOU STOP SCROLLING!!
You should definitely message me if you can teach something cool
like a new circus skill!
I know this isn't the right section but I had to round out the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Encyclopedia of Things That Never Were
V for Vendetta, Fight Club, House on Haunted Hill (1959), Bronson,
Sinatra, Billy Joel
I could watch Adventure Time until my eyes bleed...it's kind of a
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- a good dog
~ homegrown food
~ adventures in the wild
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
~ Androgynous-ish women
- Where to get that little plot of acreage
~ Why Firefly was ever cancelled
- How as boys grow older we don't stop pulling girls hair to show
that we like them, we just do it in private
~ How much I want to see the Addams Family back on TV, but how
little I want it to be a remake
There was a time, between the waning age of enchantment and the
dawning age of logic, when dragons flew the skies...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at a farmers market or on a night hike...simple
Well I used to, now usually breaking down a bar but someday I'll
have weekends back for conquest!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've got a jacob's ladder and my flirting technique has never grown
past making funny faces.
Legitimately I might not even recognize flirting until someone is
sitting in my lap.
You should message me if
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You are Audrey Hepburn- short of this should you be the Harley to
my Mistah' J I might just melt.
Freebie topics if you need the help; gardening, hiking, cooking, if
it's 4:19 and you have a minute, hippy shit.
More than anything else teach me something new
A perfect night in for you might mean ball-gags, bong rips in
bubble baths, and cuddling up while paying tribute to the Netflix
Lastly...I know everyone's entitled to their own opinion but if you
don't like Iron Giant then fuck you, you are wrong
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