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saigemich

27 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Well there are many things to say, but I'll just give you some bullet points.

I'm from Austin, but have lived in some pretty fantastic places. NYC and San Francisco have been the most recent. Love those cities, but Austin is better :)

There are a lot of things that are very near and dear to my heart: Theatre, wine, dance, music, cheese...Just to name a few.

I'm very goofy and very sarcastic all at the same time. There are only a few things that I get very serious about (and I may let you find out what those are).

I love intellectually stimulating conversations over good wine or great beer or yummy whiskey.

I love playing games (board, not mind) and also getting gussied up and going to experience fantastic urban life.

I love to be outside in the sun but just so you know: I'm outdoorsy in the way that I like getting drunk on patios.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an Actress which of course also means that I am an excellent bartender ;) I'm actually studying for my Sommelier Level II Certification right now. Wine is a big part of my life, but the theatre is even bigger.
I’m really good at
Diffusing awkward situations. Making people giggle. Turning a boring night into something legendary.
Then there is:
Acting, trivia, board games, preparing for the zombie apocalypse, poker, obscure wine descriptions, getting out of sticky situations...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a really hard time picking favorites.

My favorite book is my 1922 copy of The Complete Works of William Shakespeare. My favorite Shakespeare play is Titus Andronicus which is, unfortunately, not produced very much (it's rather violent).

MOVIES: I have a "small" obsession with horror movies...One of my favorite pastimes is hanging out watching terrible slasher movies while playing the game "guess who dies next".
Other good movies that I love: Life is Beautiful, Some Like it Hot, Grindhouse (both Planet Terror and Death Proof), The Swimming Pool, Serenity.

MUSIC: I'm an Austinite so of course I love many local bands here and I love discovering new and interesting music. The White Ghost Shivers are my favorite locals. But I am one of those people who listen to most everything. I'm not "musically cool". I listen to some nerdy things.

FOOD: I have worked in restaurants my entire adult life. I have been groomed to be a food-ie. I will try anything and love being surprised. But when in doubt, wine and cheese.

TV: LOST, Firefly, Freeks and Geeks, Dexter (even though it ended horribly!), The Walking Dead, Modern Family, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Bates Motel, Veep
The six things I could never do without
That's a loaded question.

1. My fantastical group of friends and family
2. Theatre
3. Wine
4. Laughter
5. A sense of adventure
6. Personal independence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What sort of mischief can I get myself into today.
But mostly "where are my keys???"
On a typical Friday night I am
Dressed up and getting myself into absurd yet fantastically epic adventures.
Or probably working :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I break into show tunes when I get really drunk.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are awesome and good at witty banter.
Have a desire to have fun but still have a sense of maturity.

Sub section: You should NOT message me if:
*You have a shirtless selfie (because I have already judged you)
*In your "about me" section you write that you are down to earth and laid back (everyone says that and I will not read on because I just got bored)
*You think this is a hook-up online store. (It's creepy, shut it down)