Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Most of my time is spent in warehouses at underground experimental
harsh noise shows. That's a good first date, right?
If you are an artist or experimental musician of any kind, please
get in contact with me immediately, we have much to discuss.
I like hoarding industrial scrap material, meeting all kinds of
animals and other life forms, trying on pretty clothes and then
never wearing them out, identifying spiders, and creating/listening
to all manner of horrible and/or interesting sounds.
I'm dating a person but she's cool, you'll like her, let's hang out
What I’m doing with my life
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I do live performances with awful noise and welded metal sculptures
that look like they should kill you.
I also make photographs or short films and sometimes I try to write
and occasionally I throw paint and paint-like substances at
canvases and canvas-like materials.
I also also spend a lot of time identifying bugs and talking about
bugs, I like bugs send me pictures of bugs
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Identifying arthropods. Show me a picture of a bug and I'll tell
you what it is.
Seriously send me pictures of bugs
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I won't shut up about bugs.
I really like bugs.
Send me a picture of a bug and I'll buy you a taco.
that's not a joke
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read books, watch movies, or listen to music as much as I
should. I probably eat more than I should.
Dead trees: The Illuminatus!
blew my mind as a teenager, Breakfast of Champions
blew my mind as an adult.
Moving pictures: I like dark philosophical movies, queer cinema,
and German art films. I really want to watch more movies with
people, please suggest some
Audio: If it was an option, I would set my religion to "The Beatles
" and my
gender to "David
, Velvet Underground
, Patrick Wolf
, Adam Ant
, The Pixies
, King Crimson
, Syd Barrett
. This list makes me seem
incredibly mainstream, but hopefully it's a bit offset by all the
local harsh noise shows I go to.
by Lou Reed
is, without a trace of irony,
one of my favorite albums.
Edibles: I haven't had meat in years and I'm trying to be vegan, at
least with my money. I want to decrease the negative impact that my
existence has on other living things as much as possible. If you
agree with that, message me! I need more vegan friends! If you
disagree, ALSO MESSAGE ME I love defending my beliefs.
also I like indian food, let's discuss animal rights over some
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Other living things, because to live is to destroy and consume
life, and all you can do is reduce the damage that your existence
has on everything else
2. People who are willing to do crazy and potentially hazardous
things in the name of art.
3. Warped scraps of rusted metal, and the means of creating art
4. My cybernetic eye.
5. That confused state where something is so horrifically repulsive
that you start laughing, because you are just so amazed by how
perfectly terrifying it is, and you get a rush from fear which
builds into an even bigger rush of appreciation at the craft and
skill that went into instilling that fear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that life named itself life, and then decided that it is
more important than not-life, and then one kind of life named
itself humans and decided that it is more important than all the
other kinds of life, and then humans scooped up a bunch of not-life
and formed it into all these boxes of varying sizes and then lived
in the boxes, and they found all these ways that certain kinds of
not-life interact to cause explosions or electricity or light so
they made boxes that move life around between other boxes and they
made lights that dance around in pleasing ways and they made things
that keep life alive and they made things that make life dead, and
none of it was really planned, it's all just another universal
structure following the arbitrary rules of the universe which
happen to lead to certain structures being created and some of
those structures are planets and some of them are stars and some of
them are trees and some of them are buildings and some of them are
space shuttles and some of them are computers and some of them are
buttplugs and it's all the exact same process that leads to
everything, and for some reason people think that some things are
right and some things are wrong, but the people who think that are
still just an element of the same universal processes that have
been going on for 14 billion years and will go on after every trace
of life is gone, and being aware of that and accepting everything
is still just a facet of the same universal processes, and no
decision you make is any different than a rock's decision to stop
rolling when it reaches the bottom of a hill, or hydrogen's
decision to bind with oxygen in some situations, or any other
physical law of the universe because that is all there is. So,
like, what the hell.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every Friday at exactly 5:23pm, while wearing a full bodysuit made
from the silk of eight hundred thousand Nephila clavipes
orbweavers, I lay blindfolded in a tub full of hypersaline water
imported from the Dead Sea, surrounded by twenty-three candles
(each an exact likeness of a different individual member of the
Terracotta Army in China), and listen to a recording of myself
reading every entry in the Wikipedia edit log from the last week (I
record these readings on every Thursday) over a backing track of a
Beatles song slowed down 1,000x (the specific song is selected via
methods of random decision-making described in the I Ching).
I have done this for as long as I can remember and do not know what
would happen if I missed a day. I am not willing to find out.
You should message me if
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You're vegan AND queer holy shit
You detest messaging random people for purposes of dating or social
networking as much as I do. We can discuss how hypocritical
You want to talk about bugs, or you have a question about a bug or
you've seen a bug and you want to know what kind of bug it
You're fine with dating someone who is already dating someone who
is fine with me dating someone.
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