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My self-summary
Most of my time is spent in warehouses at underground experimental harsh noise shows. That's a good first date, right?

If you are an artist or experimental musician of any kind, please get in contact with me immediately, we have much to discuss.

I like hoarding industrial scrap material, meeting all kinds of animals and other life forms, trying on pretty clothes and then never wearing them out, identifying spiders, and creating/listening to all manner of horrible and/or interesting sounds.

I'm dating a person but she's cool, you'll like her, let's hang out
What I’m doing with my life
I do live performances with awful noise and welded metal sculptures that look like they should kill you.

I also make photographs or short films and sometimes I try to write and occasionally I throw paint and paint-like substances at canvases and canvas-like materials.

I'm trying to make a legitimate album without any music theory experience, and a legitimate video game without any programming experience, so if you have any skills in those areas then let's collaborate and make shit

I also also spend a lot of time identifying bugs and talking about bugs, I like bugs send me pictures of bugs
I’m really good at
Identifying arthropods. Show me a picture of a bug and I'll tell you what it is.

Seriously send me pictures of bugs
The first things people usually notice about me
That I won't shut up about bugs.

I really like bugs.

Send me a picture of a bug and I'll buy you a taco.

that's not a joke
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read books, watch movies, or listen to music as much as I should. I probably eat more than I should.

Dead trees: The Illuminatus! Trilogy blew my mind as a teenager, Breakfast of Champions blew my mind as an adult.

Moving pictures: I like dark philosophical movies, queer cinema, and German art films. I really want to watch more movies with people, please suggest some

Audio: If it was an option, I would set my religion to "The Beatles" and my gender to "David Bowie."

Flaming Lips, Sufjan Stevens, Velvet Underground, Patrick Wolf, Venetian Snares, Saul Williams, Bauhaus, Adam Ant, The Pixies, King Crimson, Gorillaz, Syd Barrett. This list makes me seem incredibly mainstream, but hopefully it's a bit offset by all the local harsh noise shows I go to.

Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed is, without a trace of irony, one of my favorite albums.

Edibles: I haven't had meat in years and I'm trying to be vegan, at least with my money. I want to decrease the negative impact that my existence has on other living things as much as possible. If you agree with that, message me! I need more vegan friends! If you disagree, ALSO MESSAGE ME I love defending my beliefs.

also I like indian food, let's discuss animal rights over some curry
The six things I could never do without
1. other living things, because to live is to destroy and consume life, and all you can do is reduce the damage that your existence has on everything else
2. art that hates you
3. rusted metal
4. my cybernetic eye.
5. abject horror
6. arthropods.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that life named itself life, and then decided that it is more important than not-life, and then one kind of life named itself humans and decided that it is more important than all the other kinds of life, and then humans scooped up a bunch of not-life and formed it into all these boxes of varying sizes and then lived in the boxes, and they found all these ways that certain kinds of not-life interact to cause explosions or electricity or light so they made boxes that move life around between other boxes and they made lights that dance around in pleasing ways and they made things that keep life alive and they made things that make life dead, and none of it was really planned, it's all just another universal structure following the arbitrary rules of the universe which happen to lead to certain structures being created and some of those structures are planets and some of them are stars and some of them are trees and some of them are buildings and some of them are space shuttles and some of them are computers and some of them are buttplugs and it's all the exact same process that leads to everything, and for some reason people think that some things are right and some things are wrong, but the people who think that are still just an element of the same universal processes that have been going on for 14 billion years and will go on after every trace of life is gone, and being aware of that and accepting everything is still just a facet of the same universal processes, and no decision you make is any different than a rock's decision to stop rolling when it reaches the bottom of a hill, or hydrogen's decision to bind with oxygen in some situations, or any other physical law of the universe because that is all there is. So, like, what the hell.
On a typical Friday night I am
Every Friday at exactly 5:23pm, while wearing a full bodysuit made from the silk of eight hundred thousand Nephila clavipes orbweavers, I lay blindfolded in a tub full of hypersaline water imported from the Dead Sea, surrounded by twenty-three candles (each an exact likeness of a different individual member of the Terracotta Army in China), and listen to a recording of myself reading every entry in the Wikipedia edit log from the last week (I record these readings on every Thursday) over a backing track of a Beatles song slowed down 1,000x (the specific song is selected via methods of random decision-making described in the I Ching).

I have done this for as long as I can remember and do not know what would happen if I missed a day. I am not willing to find out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't floss.
You should message me if
You're vegan AND queer holy shit

You wanna talk Steven Universe theories

You want to talk about bugs, or you have a question about a bug or you've seen a bug and you want to know what kind of bug it is.

You're fine with dating someone who is already dating someone who is fine with me dating someone.