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26 Tampa, FL Genderfluid, Androgynous, Man

Genderfluid, Androgynous, Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 18
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a spider. Loxosceles rufescens. If that doesn't scare you off, let's be friends.

I like hoarding industrial scrap material, meeting animals (both
the cute fluffy kind and the disturbing excessively-legged kind)
and collecting and arranging interesting/unique/horrific sounds.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do live performances with awful noise and welded metal sculptures that look like they should kill you.

I've been going to (and performing at) lots of underground experimental harsh noise shows lately. That's a good first date, right?

I also make photographs and sometimes I try to write and occasionally I throw paint and paint-like substances at canvases and canvas-like materials, when I can fit these into my strict regiment of grating, unpleasant sounds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Identifying arthropods. Show me a picture of a bug and I'll tell you what it is.

Seriously send me pictures of bugs
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I won't shut up about bugs.

I really like bugs.

Send me a picture of a bug and I'll buy you a taco.

that's not a joke
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read books, watch movies, or listen to music as much as I should. I probably eat more than I should.

The Illuminatus! Trilogy blew my mind as a teenager, Breakfast of Champions blew my mind as an adult.

I'm terrible at watching the right movies. How do people find the time? I probably haven't seen half of your favorite films that surely everyone's seen, but ask me about somewhat obscure German art films some time.

If it was an option, I would set my religion to "The Beatles."

Flaming Lips, Sufjan Stevens, Velvet Underground, Patrick Wolf, Venetian Snares. I don't have a massive list like most people, because it takes a lot for me to really consider myself "into" a band, and when I do cross that threshold it becomes an obsession that consumes me at the expense of any other musical interests for months at a time.

Metal Machine Music by Lou Reed is, without a trace of irony, one of my favorite albums.

Also I really like bugs, if you want to talk about arthropods we will be best friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A small crystalline structure of fired sand embedded in my lower back by the Coyote goddess of the Sonoran Desert. After an accident in southern California I was visited in the veil between worlds and given a chance to survive in exchange for my total subservience, so this crystal was embedded into my fractured spine in order to sustain my life. Sometimes it glows and sends a signal through my nervous system, calling me to serve the goddess. Usually she just wants a coffee or something, it's kinda frustrating.
2. People who are willing to do crazy and potentially hazardous things in the name of art.
3. Warped scraps of rusted metal. I have a pretty big collection. I don't really have anywhere to put it. If you have a place to store scrap metal, we'll be best friends.
4. My cybernetic eye.
5. That confused state where something is so horrifically repulsive that you start laughing, because you are just so amazed by how perfectly terrifying it is, and you get a rush from fear which builds into an even bigger rush of appreciation at the craft and skill that went into instilling that fear.
6. Arthropods.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that life named itself life, and then decided that it is more important than not-life, and then one kind of life named itself humans and decided that it is more important than all the other kinds of life, and then humans scooped up a bunch of not-life and formed it into all these boxes of varying sizes and then lived in the boxes, and they found all these ways that certain kinds of not-life interact to cause explosions or electricity or light so they made boxes that move life around between other boxes and they made lights that dance around in pleasing ways and they made things that keep life alive and they made things that make life dead, and none of it was really planned, it's all just another universal structure following the arbitrary rules of the universe which happen to lead to certain structures being created and some of those structures are planets and some of them are stars and some of them are trees and some of them are buildings and some of them are space shuttles and some of them are computers and some of them are buttplugs and it's all the exact same process that leads to everything, and for some reason people think that some things are right and some things are wrong, but the people who think that are still just an element of the same universal processes that have been going on for 14 billion years and will go on after every trace of life is gone, and being aware of that and accepting everything is still just a facet of the same universal processes, and no decision you make is any different than a rock's decision to stop rolling when it reaches the bottom of a hill, or hydrogen's decision to bind with oxygen in some situations, or any other physical law of the universe because that is all there is. So, like, what the hell.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every Friday at exactly 5:23pm, while wearing a full bodysuit made from the silk of eight hundred thousand Nephila clavipes orbweavers, I lay blindfolded in a tub full of hypersaline water imported from the Dead Sea, surrounded by twenty-three candles (each an exact likeness of a different individual member of the Terracotta Army in China), and listen to a recording of myself reading every entry in the Wikipedia edit log from the last week (I record these readings on every Thursday) over a backing track of a Beatles song slowed down 1,000x (the specific song is selected via methods of random decision-making described in the I Ching).

I have done this for as long as I can remember and do not know what would happen if I missed a day. I am not willing to find out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't floss.
You should message me if
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You detest messaging random people for purposes of dating or social networking as much as I do. We can discuss how hypocritical we are.

You want to talk about bugs, or you have a question about a bug or you've seen a bug and you want to know what kind of bug it

You're fine with dating someone who is already dating someone who is fine with me dating someone.

You have a place to store piles of scrap metal that will one day be turned into art.

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