OK, so fed up with your standard lesbian dating scene i've resorted to the cyber one. I'm just here to meet some like-minded people who can entertain me whilst I look on jealously at my student friends who continue to have the time of their lives, not that i'm bitter...

So here's the scoop! I'm Liz, an ex-student living in Manchester but originally from Blackburn so i'll apologise now for the very prominent northern accent. Now I used to be a Conservative before David Cameron pushed them even more into the centre of the political spectrum (I studied Politics, but I promise im not this boring!) I'm not gonna lie, I like a drink, and I do dance like an eeejit when i've had enough. It doesn't take alot to get me to that stage either (cheap date, hint hint).

Well i've recently got a job with British Gas as a phone bitch, but it's actually pretty entertaining which took me by surprise. I'm a proper working person now with bonuses and even a pension *shudders*

So yeah thats how I contribute to society, go me. When i'm not having a whale (?!) of a time at my desk I generally just roll around in the nearest dirty puddle or walk up some hill somewhere. I'm not a big fan of the great indoors.

Well, i'm sure it's not first impressions, and I reckon I come across as a complete clutz (I once introduced myself by accidently throwing my drink in my face...smooth) I used to be pretty good at sports a while back but ive broken quite a few limbs and so they fail pretty easily these days. I still play rugby for my old Uni though and will until I completely fall apart, which probably won't be long off.

Other than that not a great deal, I don't even drink all that well, gutters definately become my friend.

People probably notice my skinny jeans and dirty shoes, and if they're looking closely they'll notice my freckles. Joy.

I could list masses here but if you're anything like me you'll just skip over it, so here's just one or two of each for your pleasure.

Book: The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini. Seriously legendary and I can't reccommend it enough.

Movie: Little Women or Crash.

Music: Most things indie/electro but I could never pick a fav song or band, it's totally dependant on my mood.

Food: Ahhhh how I love thee. I'll eat most things, but if you really want to know the way to my heart, its a Chicken Bhuna. Classy, I know.

Bagels: Now I do love a good bagel, all they need is toasting and some margerine and thats sufficient to stave off the hunger pangs for a while. Very satisfying.

Dogs: Well most animals, but cats not so much. I've worked with dogs for many a year and love it, they're so much more approachable than people. In an ideal world i'd be running my own kennels out in the country somewhere, hopefully one day.

Alcohol: Bit of a given but I feel it deserves a mention for having the ability to give people both the best and worst nights of their lives, I know it has for me. Whether you're only after that slightly gay feeling or wish to go all out, alcohol can cater for your every need. Ohhh yes.

Friends: Also a given but i've been quite blessed with my lot and really enjoy their company. I do love a solitary moment as much as the next person, but i'm definately not a loner and need people in my life to keep me sane.

Food: My eating habits fluctuate wildly, prompting some people to say I need to eat more. But trust me for all the days I only have a nibble, there's two days when I go all out and have a barney. I do love eating, especially noodley things or curries, anything that slaps you in the face with flavour.

My eyes: I'm kind of grasping for a sixth 'thing' here but thinking about it I spend many an hour people watching and such. Yeah eyes are cool.

What i'll look like as an old woman, and what state my body will be in when/if I reach old age.

Well I work on a Saturday so Friday isn't a very big night for me. Though that's not to say I never have a few drinks or something, but i'm more about Saturday or even Monday.

I can make my eyes wobble.

You wish to declare your undying love for me, if not, a simple hello will do. It would be quite lovely actually