Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Stories are fun.
Welder/ex-mechanic/object manipulator seeks crazy extroverted
caring individuals for cocktails and adventures.
the wind came back!!!!
i am very happy.
made me cry:
I'd love to keep chatting here, but 1: you aren't responding, 2:
I'm sick of staring at the computer screen and 3: my tea is ready.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning and scheming.. Making things that make sense, converting
the senseless into the functional.
Playing with metal, brewing memories for later reflection, teaching
myself ridiculous songs on the flute, becoming mesmerized by
looking up the christian individual with whom I have the highest
enemy percentage and almost but not quite sending them a message:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking spatially, remembering lyrics, heated arguments with
inanimate objects, re-engineering said objects, and just about
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: are awesome. can't get enough, but for now a few
'Gurgazon is armageddon!'
'I already know how to fence, you twip.'
'I'd watch out for doors if I was you'
'the middle third of the baseball bat turned into a column of
burning sawdust accelerating in all directions like a bursting
'By the starlit mere of Cuiviénen, Water of Awakening, they rose
from the sleep of Ilúvatar; and while they dwelt yet silent by
Cuiviénen their eyes beheld first of all things the stars of
'I'm writing you a message in code. How do you spell
'Though I know not from whence thou came, rampaging god,
I would humbly and respectfully speak to thee.
We will build a mound on this place, and observe a festival in
honor of thy departed spirit.
Forget thine anger, and be calmed.'
'But you drink well-water, don't you? What do you think purifies
that water? The humans polluted both the oceans and the rivers. The
Wasteland trees are purifying them. You say you'll burn those
trees? Somehow, you must not excavate the Giant Guardian!!'
'Would you like a jelly baby?'
'no power in the 'verse can stop me'
'So here's the part where you make a choice. What if you could have
that power? Now. In every generation one slayer is born because a
bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule.
They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of
them combined. So I say we change the rule. I say my power should
be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of the scythe
to change our destiny. From now on every girl in the world who
might be a slayer, will be a slayer. Every girl who could have the
power, will have the power. Could stand up, will stand up. Slayers
every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be
'the sky caves in
the devil cuts loose
you blow blow blow blow your fuse
when you fall in love
'please don't flow so fast,
you little mountain hum,
I'll take a bottle down to you'
'everybody like to be
in my place instead of me
'cause i'm the king of bongo baby,
I'm the king of bongo bong'
'we can make the world stop'
'I think it's time to blow this scene,
get everybody and their stuff together,
OK three two one lets jam.'
c d e c d e c d a
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: the sky
2: the stars
3: the plants with all of their being green and beautiful,
medicinal and tasty!
4: birds and the quick vitality of them and the songs that they
sing and the thinking about eating them in pies.
5: stories that we tell each other
7: music to listen to and dance with and play.
8: people to cuddle with
9: actually no, music is out. totally not worth having at
10: home base
010: sharp pointy things made of metal. and people to play with
001: okay, music is back in, just 'cause I am having some
frustration based issues with my music at the moment doesn't mean
that I wouldn't like it in my life.
100: wind and the invigorating feeling of it lashing at my face,
the rushing tumbling sound of it ripping through the trees, the
explosion of transformers that change the whole neighbourhood into
a blessed dark zone, biking at a 30 degree + angle just to stay in
a straight line.
110: Rocks. rocks are cool!
011: rules and limits, because following directions is very
101: people who are better than I am at things. Humbling
experiences are important. That said, fuck these people!:
Avi Kaplan, Wes Pedon, Miyamoto Musashi, Martin Karplus,
111: moments of reflection
and a pocket knife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
projects and how to make them better.
my dreams and how they are telling me more about myself.
how much it sucks that I can't take my only bag on the flight with
me just 'cause I have tools and knives.
my friends and how I miss them
how to include a full kitchen in my backpack without going over
That's stupid/poorly designed/made just to piss me off.
What types of mushrooms/algae would be necessary to put into the
self deploying greenhouse domes that I will scatter across the
surface of Mars. This will bring the planet into an hospitable
enough zone that I could raise giant dragonflies. Dragonflies on
which I will ride when I raid the International Mars Station for
supplies. Supplies crucial to continuing my career as the first
whether there is an ethically acceptable and practically
feasible way of reducing the human population to less than 3
the tools that I would need to survive the kitten apocalypse.
design and functionality of the tiny house that I haven't started
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
but really it's a 10 mile bike ride home from work and then sleep
'cause chances are good that I have to go to work saturday too and
do someone else's job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I edit library books. in pen.
I used to read books, but then netflix.
I used to watch movies but then fantasy novels.
I am a better house wife than you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Magic is important in your life.
You enjoy stories.
Weird friendly people only.
Close minded individuals not accepted.
Badass, pierced, tatted punks strongly encouraged.
this used to be true, but then life got all simplified and boring
and my system of keeping track of interesting individuals was
5 stars: I'm kinda crushing on you
4 stars: we should hang, maybe more
3 stars I don't actively hate you, but we probs won't end up as
2 stars: let's not be negative here.
1: go fuck yourself in the ear with a rotten dumpster lemon.
There are too many beautiful people on here; I'm sorry I haven't
gotten in contact, to be honest, I've been completely
But if you could forgive me this oversight I promise promise
promise to try to attempt to possibly let you know how amazing I
think you are.
also if you happen to have a vertical wind tunnel and want to sew
wingsuits with me, drop me line.
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