Books: are awesome. can't get enough, but for now a few
'Gurgazon is armageddon!'
'I already know how to fence, you twip.'
'I'd watch out for doors if I was you'
'the middle third of the baseball bat turned into a column of
burning sawdust accelerating in all directions like a bursting
'By the starlit mere of Cuiviénen, Water of Awakening, they rose
from the sleep of Ilúvatar; and while they dwelt yet silent by
Cuiviénen their eyes beheld first of all things the stars of
'I'm writing you a message in code. How do you spell
'Though I know not from whence thou came, rampaging god,
I would humbly and respectfully speak to thee.
We will build a mound on this place, and observe a festival in
honor of thy departed spirit.
Forget thine anger, and be calmed.'
'But you drink well-water, don't you? What do you think purifies
that water? The humans polluted both the oceans and the rivers. The
Wasteland trees are purifying them. You say you'll burn those
trees? Somehow, you must not excavate the Giant Guardian!!'
'Would you like a jelly baby?'
'So here's the part where you make a choice. What if you could have
that power? Now. In every generation one slayer is born because a
bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule.
They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of
them combined. So I say we change the rule. I say my power should
be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of the scythe
to change our destiny. From now on every girl in the world who
might be a slayer, will be a slayer. Every girl who could have the
power, will have the power. Could stand up, will stand up. Slayers
every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be
'the sky caves in
the devil cuts loose
you blow blow blow blow your fuse
when you fall in love
'please don't flow so fast,
you little mountain hum,
I'll take a bottle down to you'
'everybody like to be
in my place instead of me
'cause i'm the king of bongo baby,
I'm the king of bongo bong'
'we can make the world stop'
'I think it's time to blow this scene,
get everybody and their stuff together,
OK three two one lets jam.'
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