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salalmander

30 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
infpcismalestraightishwhateverpeoplearecute*

Stories are fun.

Welder/ex-mechanic/object manipulator seeks crazy extroverted caring individuals for cocktails and adventures.
the wind came back!!!!
i am very happy.

this:
http://xkcd.com/1259/
made me cry:

I'd love to keep chatting here, but 1: you aren't responding, 2: I'm sick of staring at the computer screen and 3: my tea is ready.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning and scheming.. Making things that make sense, converting the senseless into the functional.
Playing with metal, brewing memories for later reflection, teaching myself ridiculous songs on the flute, becoming mesmerized by trees.

looking up the christian individual with whom I have the highest enemy percentage and almost but not quite sending them a message: OkNemisis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking spatially, remembering lyrics, heated arguments with inanimate objects, re-engineering said objects, and just about anything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
perfect eyebrowes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: are awesome. can't get enough, but for now a few favorites:

'Gurgazon is armageddon!'

'I already know how to fence, you twip.'

'I'd watch out for doors if I was you'

'the middle third of the baseball bat turned into a column of burning sawdust accelerating in all directions like a bursting star.'

'By the starlit mere of Cuiviénen, Water of Awakening, they rose from the sleep of Ilúvatar; and while they dwelt yet silent by Cuiviénen their eyes beheld first of all things the stars of heaven.'

'I'm writing you a message in code. How do you spell nincompoop?'

Movies:

'Though I know not from whence thou came, rampaging god,
I would humbly and respectfully speak to thee.
We will build a mound on this place, and observe a festival in honor of thy departed spirit.
Forget thine anger, and be calmed.'

'Kanedaaaa!!!
Tetsuoooo!!!!
KANEDAAAA!!!!!!!
TETSUOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!'

'But you drink well-water, don't you? What do you think purifies that water? The humans polluted both the oceans and the rivers. The Wasteland trees are purifying them. You say you'll burn those trees? Somehow, you must not excavate the Giant Guardian!!'

Shows:

'Would you like a jelly baby?'

'no power in the 'verse can stop me'

'So here's the part where you make a choice. What if you could have that power? Now. In every generation one slayer is born because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule. They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. So I say we change the rule. I say my power should be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of the scythe to change our destiny. From now on every girl in the world who might be a slayer, will be a slayer. Every girl who could have the power, will have the power. Could stand up, will stand up. Slayers every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?'

Music:

'the sky caves in
the devil cuts loose
you blow blow blow blow your fuse
when you fall in love
shhh'

'please don't flow so fast,
you little mountain hum,
I'll take a bottle down to you'

'everybody like to be
in my place instead of me
'cause i'm the king of bongo baby,
I'm the king of bongo bong'

'we can make the world stop'

'I think it's time to blow this scene,
get everybody and their stuff together,
OK three two one lets jam.'

c d e c d e c d a

Food:

*Crunch*
'mmmmmmm'
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: the sky
2: the stars
3: the plants with all of their being green and beautiful, medicinal and tasty!
4: birds and the quick vitality of them and the songs that they sing and the thinking about eating them in pies.
5: stories that we tell each other
6: dreams
7: music to listen to and dance with and play.
8: people to cuddle with
9: actually no, music is out. totally not worth having at all.
0: cats
01: danger
10: home base
010: sharp pointy things made of metal. and people to play with them with.
001: okay, music is back in, just 'cause I am having some frustration based issues with my music at the moment doesn't mean that I wouldn't like it in my life.
100: wind and the invigorating feeling of it lashing at my face, the rushing tumbling sound of it ripping through the trees, the explosion of transformers that change the whole neighbourhood into a blessed dark zone, biking at a 30 degree + angle just to stay in a straight line.
110: Rocks. rocks are cool!
011: rules and limits, because following directions is very important
101: people who are better than I am at things. Humbling experiences are important. That said, fuck these people!:
Avi Kaplan, Wes Pedon, Miyamoto Musashi, Martin Karplus,
111: moments of reflection
z: snaxz

and a pocket knife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
projects and how to make them better.

my dreams and how they are telling me more about myself.

how much it sucks that I can't take my only bag on the flight with me just 'cause I have tools and knives.

my friends and how I miss them

how to include a full kitchen in my backpack without going over 50lbs.

That's stupid/poorly designed/made just to piss me off.

What types of mushrooms/algae would be necessary to put into the self deploying greenhouse domes that I will scatter across the surface of Mars. This will bring the planet into an hospitable enough zone that I could raise giant dragonflies. Dragonflies on which I will ride when I raid the International Mars Station for supplies. Supplies crucial to continuing my career as the first interplanetary pirate.

whether there is an ethically acceptable and practically
feasible way of reducing the human population to less than 3 billion.

the tools that I would need to survive the kitten apocalypse.

design and functionality of the tiny house that I haven't started building yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Red wine
Green tea
Dark chocolate

but really it's a 10 mile bike ride home from work and then sleep 'cause chances are good that I have to go to work saturday too and do someone else's job.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I edit library books. in pen.

I used to read books, but then netflix.
I used to watch movies but then fantasy novels.

I am a better house wife than you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Magic is important in your life.
You enjoy stories.
Weird friendly people only.
Close minded individuals not accepted.
Badass, pierced, tatted punks strongly encouraged.

this used to be true, but then life got all simplified and boring and my system of keeping track of interesting individuals was degraded horribly:
5 stars: I'm kinda crushing on you
4 stars: we should hang, maybe more
3 stars I don't actively hate you, but we probs won't end up as friends
2 stars: let's not be negative here.
1: go fuck yourself in the ear with a rotten dumpster lemon.

There are too many beautiful people on here; I'm sorry I haven't gotten in contact, to be honest, I've been completely overwhelmed.
But if you could forgive me this oversight I promise promise promise to try to attempt to possibly let you know how amazing I think you are.

also if you happen to have a vertical wind tunnel and want to sew wingsuits with me, drop me line.