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salj79

35 F Ash Vale, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like how my details bit says 'has cats'. Makes me sound like a crazy cat lady, which would be my aspiration for later life if it hadn't been done already! Maybe I'll get ferrets or something, so I can be crazy ferret lady. (BTW, I only have 1 cat.)

I love exclamation points! Some more random stuff I love.... cherry coke, salsa dancing, nooch, monkeys, Black Books, smash, sherbert fountains, cooking programmes, my cat, curries, brighton, birdseye potato waffles (who wouldn't - they're waffley versatile!!), jenga, bubble breaker, youtube, my bed! Beards; I love a good beard.

I dislike most TV and radio adverts (especially for insurance comparison sites, they're super annoying). Baked beans are devil food and should be banned. It annoys me when I let someone go at a junction and they don't do the 'thanks' wave. I can't take people seriously if they describe themselves as a "typical [insert star sign here]" or if they have their star sign tattooed on them (barf!). Text speak - I hate most text speak, but seriously, don't use LOL, it's not ok to use LOL. Except for in the word Lolocopter.

If you want to know something of substance email me! :) And if you actually want a response, please write more than 'hi' - one word messages make it pretty clear you've looked at the picture and not much else!
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting my path to the iron throne. Or maybe watching too much tv? And eating popcorn.
I’m really good at
Making horrifically cheesy playlists on spotify. I love a good power ballad!

Owling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I like trashy horrors and comedies. Light hearted stuff. I don't really read that often, really only when I'm on a long train journey or on holiday. I'm reading the last 50 shades book on & off and it's taking forever because it is SO SHIT! I hate it but I have to get to the end of it. Oh I could rant forever about what's wrong with these books, but that'd be insufferably boring. So I won't. UPDATE: I finally finished it. It sucked.

Music - There isn't enough space here to fill that out! But if I had to pick a few of my favourite bands I'd probably say Incubus, Ash, Jimmy Eat World... I love a bit of classic rock and I will admit to loving cheesy pop music like Britney as well.

Also, I love Nickelback. I LOVE them. Don't judge me.

Shows - My current obsessions are Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Breaking bad. I finished Dexter and loved it mostly... I won't talk about the ending, sufficed to say, eh! Also love comedies - I love a good boxset (Spaced, Weeds, Father Ted, Black Books, Pheonix Nights, Arrested Development....). Also I'm a bit obsessed with the spartacus seasons. Currently working through then on sky on demand! They're ridiculously bad and awesome in equal measures.
The six things I could never do without
Potatoes, exclamation points, netflix, sriracha, lip balm, cherry coke.

I mean, I could do without them, but a life without potatoes, chili sauce and cherry coke would be a very sad one indeed!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether there will ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'd like to say I'm doing something exciting but in reality I'm probably watch bad tv in my pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The she-ra pants are outta here, it's all about celeb juice pants today. Bang Tidy!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you still remember all the words to John Barnes' rap from world in motion.

Or if you are bored and wanna exchange Snatch quotes with another bored bellend, who's procrastinating at work!