Once upon a time, I worked for Google. They got sick of the doodles I made, so they had to let me go. Since then, I've moved on to a new, illustrious career in underwater basket weaving. I love to travel, but only to the mall, and the outdoors are fantastic, as long as there are buildings around. A dog wasn't quite cool enough for me, so I adopted a wolf, and I love to exercise, but only when I'm jogging in place.
Now, if there's anything else, feel free to ask. I'm extremely willing to talk, especially on Tuesdays.