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saltbright
20 / F / straight / Available
Peoria, Arizona
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 2" (1.57m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Desperately
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Catholicism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am aloof, cheerful, and timid.
My Self-Summary
DISCLAIMER: I am not really interesting in hunting for a new boy
right now. I am currently in a relationship that can be best
described as "Awesome sauce." I'm keeping this profile around to
continue talking to my female friends. You probably shouldn't
message me if you primarily want to get in my pants.
I used to have an OKC last year. But I got bored o' it and deleted it. I did not save any o' my witty comments.
I'm awesome, generally. I'm usually stuck in "happy" mode. Unless ASU has done something to fill me with Hate that day.
"Overall,[she's] a good person to know. [She] would be a positive element in your life." And that's a comment from an ex. After we broke up. Twice.
I used to have an OKC last year. But I got bored o' it and deleted it. I did not save any o' my witty comments.
I'm awesome, generally. I'm usually stuck in "happy" mode. Unless ASU has done something to fill me with Hate that day.
"Overall,[she's] a good person to know. [She] would be a positive element in your life." And that's a comment from an ex. After we broke up. Twice.
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass, mostly.
I have a job. It used to own, but for some reason, it's been bad.
I go to school. I'm slightly behind, but that's because I switched my major.
I have amazing friends. They like to monopolize my time.
I have a job. It used to own, but for some reason, it's been bad.
I go to school. I'm slightly behind, but that's because I switched my major.
I have amazing friends. They like to monopolize my time.
I’m really good at
Identifying Cavaliers, Rangers, and Sonatas. You know how most
women are like, "zOMG BABY!!!!!!!1"? I'm like that with Cavaliers.
The others I just know (BTW, if shown a picture o' a baby, I
respond with complete apathy. I don't even bother to pretend to
like it).
I do well at academic stuffs.
I make the most delicious baked goods. I overuse the adjective "delicious." However, my stuff's still good.
I do well at academic stuffs.
I make the most delicious baked goods. I overuse the adjective "delicious." However, my stuff's still good.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my ridiculously small hands. Seriously. They are child
sized.
I'm also short.
At present, I've also got pink-ish hair. That tends to draw comments from people. I'm considering rainbow, but that'll be a ton o' upkeep.
I'm also short.
At present, I've also got pink-ish hair. That tends to draw comments from people. I'm considering rainbow, but that'll be a ton o' upkeep.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books- I'm digging Discworld right now. Other favorites include
stuffs like Fight
Club and Apathy and Other
Small Victories. I had forgotten what it was like to actually
enjoy reading. I'd been too caught up in textbooks.
I have the EVENTUAL goal o' reading ALL the classics. Seriously, all o' them. Except for Jane Austen. I dislike female authors, generally.
Movies- Fight Club. Iron Man. Serenity.
TV- I watch House, Bones, and Rescue Me. I enjoyed Titus and Arrested Development when they were on the air.
Music- I used to hate ska. Now my mind is being opened to it. I'm ashamed. I also listen to The Offspring, Rasputina, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, and some other stuff. Nine in the Afternoon can almost always make me smile. Lately, I've just been picking out single songs by bands and downloading them on iTunes. I don't have an iPod, and I hate iTunes.
Food- I'm a college student. Easy Mac and Ramen is pretty much my grocery list.
I have the EVENTUAL goal o' reading ALL the classics. Seriously, all o' them. Except for Jane Austen. I dislike female authors, generally.
Movies- Fight Club. Iron Man. Serenity.
TV- I watch House, Bones, and Rescue Me. I enjoyed Titus and Arrested Development when they were on the air.
Music- I used to hate ska. Now my mind is being opened to it. I'm ashamed. I also listen to The Offspring, Rasputina, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, and some other stuff. Nine in the Afternoon can almost always make me smile. Lately, I've just been picking out single songs by bands and downloading them on iTunes. I don't have an iPod, and I hate iTunes.
Food- I'm a college student. Easy Mac and Ramen is pretty much my grocery list.
The six things I could never do without
My car - I love this thing more than most o' my relatives.
My computer - I'm online because o' it.
Music - Happy, sad, nostalgic? Want a mood? Pick a song.
Salt - I've a salt-lamp.
Cheese - Not really. It's just delicious when melted and put onto other things.
Dr. Pepper OR Barg's Root Beer/ Sprite- Either o' these two drinks are amazingly delicious. I almost always refer to RB/Sprite as "the nectar of the gods!" For when I speak, irl, I usually say "of."
My computer - I'm online because o' it.
Music - Happy, sad, nostalgic? Want a mood? Pick a song.
Salt - I've a salt-lamp.
Cheese - Not really. It's just delicious when melted and put onto other things.
Dr. Pepper OR Barg's Root Beer/ Sprite- Either o' these two drinks are amazingly delicious. I almost always refer to RB/Sprite as "the nectar of the gods!" For when I speak, irl, I usually say "of."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a butch unicorn would look like?
Making up stats for the various knives in the domestics department.
How to tell stories better.
How to describe things for future classes.
How relevant my dreams are, and I mean the unconscious kind.
Energy Transfer.
Making up stats for the various knives in the domestics department.
How to tell stories better.
How to describe things for future classes.
How relevant my dreams are, and I mean the unconscious kind.
Energy Transfer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Or not. If the managers have decided that I've been
uppity, then, I'm more than likely hanging out with my friends. Or
noveling.
Actually, every Friday is Game Night. Every Friday, I am with my friends playing Trivial Pursuit, Life, Scrabble, or some other board game.
Actually, every Friday is Game Night. Every Friday, I am with my friends playing Trivial Pursuit, Life, Scrabble, or some other board game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I really smell people all the time. I will find myself walking and
if I smell a particularly awesome scent, I'll inhale deeply. Yeah,
that's probably pretty creepy. I really have the willpower to avoid
doing things that are "bad" weird, though.
I've been told that I smell like either lilacs or lavender. I smell like purple flowers, apparently. I think I smell like Vanilla Chai, like Secret says I should.
I've been told that I smell like either lilacs or lavender. I smell like purple flowers, apparently. I think I smell like Vanilla Chai, like Secret says I should.
You should message me if
You can distinguish between "you're" and "your" and other stuff o'
that nature.
You don't break the creepy rule. Don't date younger than half your age + 7.
Also, please, don't message me if you're incapable of using the backspace key. This is a romantic job application. There's a reason why my old coworkers and I would giggle when we saw an application with the aspiration o' "going to collage" on it. You want to look your best; write out something thoughtful and make an obvious attempt at using decent grammar.
You're not looking for a date.
You don't break the creepy rule. Don't date younger than half your age + 7.
Also, please, don't message me if you're incapable of using the backspace key. This is a romantic job application. There's a reason why my old coworkers and I would giggle when we saw an application with the aspiration o' "going to collage" on it. You want to look your best; write out something thoughtful and make an obvious attempt at using decent grammar.
You're not looking for a date.
