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salvadea

31 / M / straight / Single

Copenhagen, Denmark

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Height
6' 1" (1.86m).
Body Type
Thin
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New friends
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and very serious about it
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Income
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Danish (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), Norwegian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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I am all-mighty, awe-inspiring, and humble.

My Self-Summary

I was born in a hollow log and reared at the sour teat of a wild boar. As soon as my legs could bear my weight, I slew the bristly beast that mothered me and bit the skin from its body with my scarce infant teeth. Even to this day, I use the jawbone of this animal to kill any beast or man who looks me in the eyes.

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I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.