Okay, my good pal recommended I try this out, so after a convincing argument, here I am. I guess I'll start by talking myself up a tad. Obviously, I'm tall, dark, and handsome. And by that I mean moderately tall, pretty pale, and rather average looking. I like long walks on the beach. (never actually had a long beach walk. I just assume I like them) I am a cancer which means some important zodiac stuff. Anyone who knows me at all knows about my three main joys in life: Foo Fighters, Nintendo, and Mizzou (Mizzou can be interchanged with Royals if its baseball season) So, if any one of those joys matches, then we're already off to a good start. Lets see, what else... I have a dog named Titus. He's a golden retriever that happens to moo when I've been gone for more than an hour.

Some of my less known joys include playing tennis, wiffle ball, and whatever sport is currently in season i.e. basketball right now. I enjoy a tasty brew. I'm quite pleased with the taste of Boulevard's Single Wide IPA right now. I also love a game called 6 degrees. Basically, if you give me two actors I can connect them together through actors from other movies they've been in.*

Outside of that, I think I am out of useful info about me. To find out more, just ask.

*Some restrictions apply

I am currently working at HR Block in the call center. I aspire to move out of town to pursue a career in entertainment.

Mariokart. Also the 6 degrees game mentioned earlier. I'm very good at drinking tasty beer. I have the magic touch when it comes to beer pong.

Probably the first embarrassing thing I do. Some by accident, some are not.

Not really a book guy. Too many movies to name. Top of the list somewhere includes 25th Hour, A Mighty Wind, and The Lion King. In the music dept, I'm starting to grow, I currently enjoy the Decemberists, Fratellis, and Ben Folds. I still have my old favs Foo Fighters, Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age. Food-wise, I am pretty picky. However, I do like sushi now and tried salsa for the first time! Sometimes I surprise myself.

Funds, TV, fast internet connection, Team Giggle Goose (my trivia team), Flying Saucer (the bar where Team Giggle Goose plays), and Super Mario

How to end world hunger....or how to gain world peace. Totally one of those two, 24/7.

Watching 24 and playing Rock Band. And if it's not that, then I'm probably out with other friends chilling and having a ball downtown or westportish areas.

Nope, too soon. Plenty of time for these stories later.

Anything I wrote made you remotely crack a smile.