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salz101

29 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am really good at saying That's What She Said when it makes absolutely no sense, thereby completely confusing people to the point that the are forced to awkwardly laugh.

I still enjoy that trick where you point to something on a person’s shirt, ask “what happened?”, have them look down, and then flip your finger up and say “Got you!”

I also can compare any life event to Seinfeld. Recently I was eating mandel bread and couldn’t help but break into a “Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum” chant.

I also have a great talent for thinking of the direct opposite of a word or name. You should find this both weird and endearing.

Oh I went to Cornell University. Ever heard of it?
What I’m doing with my life
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Business Analytics Manager for Mens for a major department store...essentially saving the world
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sports trivia, word games, puns, watching my sports teams collapse, and curing the hiccups
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My strawberry blonde locks. Or maybe it’s just hair. Can you only say locks if your hair is a certain length? Something to ponder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Moneyball, Bringing Down the House, Outliers
Favorite Movies: Good Will Hunting, Primal Fear, Meet the Parents, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Departed, Seven, American Beauty, Memento, Into the Wild, Home Alone, Inglorious Basterds, Rounders
TV: The Wire is best show ever made with Six Feet Under a close second. Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Masters of Sex, Homeland, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, How I Met Your Mother, Californication, Newsroom, All MTV Reality Shows, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Office, Seinfeld
Food: Anything and everything. Especially anything spicy. Also big fan of tapas stemming back to my Barcelona days
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cheese
People Who Randomly Fall While Walking
Seltzer
Boomer and Carton
Pudding Skins
16 Handles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why when two people are walking in opposite directions 95% of the time they each decide to choose the same side. Then when one person adjusts to walk the other way the other person follows suit, resulting in an awkward cat and mouse game
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a game with my friends and then going out to a bar
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have double dipped before
You should message me if
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you want to be my Veronica Corningstone