I still enjoy that trick where you point to something on a person’s shirt, ask “what happened?”, have them look down, and then flip your finger up and say “Got you!”
I also can compare any life event to Seinfeld. Recently I was eating mandel bread and couldn’t help but break into a “Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum” chant.
I also have a great talent for thinking of the direct opposite of a word or name. You should find this both weird and endearing.
Oh I went to Cornell University. Ever heard of it?