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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 11, 2013
Hispanic / Latin, White
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Kissing age 30 right in the ass, but at turns I can behave either 9 or 90. I have no qualms about leaving my 20s behind; I look forward to making a whole new slew of mistakes in the next decade.

I like people who are smarter than me, but let me win the argument sometimes. I like people who can accept my compulsive personality. If I can't watch all 5 seasons of Dexter consecutively and in perfect order, don't even bother trying to get me to watch the season 6 premier with you until I'm all caught up.

I'm nice. People tell me so.

I'd like someone to go line dancing with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm not commuting to dreadful White Plains to work, I waste copious amounts of money on live music and copious amounts of time on politics.

I also fancy myself an aspiring stand-up comic. Ask and I'll link you to a sample!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people slightly uncomfortable. And at making them laugh, sometimes uncomfortably. And I like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and often give off an initial impression of being soft-spoken. They're right about me being tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Read the HOWEVER at the end...

The Corrections (I know), The Sound & the Fury, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

magnolia., Enternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fargo, Go, Pulp Fiction, Se7en, Happy Endings, Leaving Las Vegas, Mulholland Drive

GaGa, Madonna, Cat Power, Robyn, LCD Soundsystem, The Cure, Joy Division, New Order, The Arcade Fire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Strokes, Garbage, Sugababes, Dixie Chicks, Sia, Kylie, Hole, Diamond Rings (new fav!), Goldfrapp, PJ Harvey, DeVotchka, The National

Indian, Tex-Mex (none of this Cali-Mex tripe), Dim Sum, Sushi

HOWEVER... these often get trumped by my INTERESTS. Which currently include (no particular order) continuing to write my first full-length stand-up comedy act, farting around with my competitive karaoke group, going to karaoke places even when it isn't competitive, the CONSTANT barrage of news and pop culture, and taking a real interest in other people's lives. And I really like booze.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I SWEAR this used to be the FIVE things I couldn't do without. But it's important to continuously evaluate what you consider essential, so let's...

1. My collection of friends and my selection of family
2. My iPhone
3. My vitaminwater zero
4. My twisted sense of humor
5. GaGa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
EVERYTHING. I'm an over-thinker to the max. The wheels are constantly turning (sometimes resulting in disaster). This can be about work, it can be about love, it can be about my current living situation, it can be about how I may have left the stove on, it can be how I REALLY want to try the new Apple Pie Frappucino at Starbucks.

If someone could slow those turning wheels down--with blunt force, if necessary--I think they'd be a match.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either taking advantage of the newest open vodka bar or holed up in my apartment in my super comfortable PJs, catching up on DVR and eating cereal out of the box.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I truly can't believe it's not butter.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.

I definitely think it's risky (sometimes/often to humorous results) to answer this with "'ve made it this far (reading my profile)". This is mostly because sometimes I HAVE made it this far, but it's more in the train wreck can't-look-away way.