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sambyoung

20 F Long Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:59am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Still a sarcastic little shit, but now with a dash of skepticism.

I like, in no particular order: driving, turning men down, cuddling with my cat, consensual sex, marijuana, Netflix, sleeping for at least 9 hours a night, the sound of water falling on water, trees, having a full gas tank, money (and men who spend it on me), other people's feminist rants, pretty people, staying up all night, proving others wrong, calculus, the French Revolution, the word "fuck," nipple piercings, ruthlessly beating people at Monopoly, rum, the smell of freshly printed paper, curly hair, and creating things.

A very good quote:
"Male 'intellectuals' in their early to mid 20s who feel strongly about absolutely nothing but will argue about serious issues like misogyny and racism just to add another “I Win” notch on their belt of arguments are the most pretentious, vapid, soulless pieces of shit i have ever seen."
What I’m doing with my life
Work. School. Socializing. Sluttin' around. Not taking myself or anyone else too seriously. Hopefully dating more women because it's been a while and I miss the presence of charming ladies in my life.

*I've received some messages asking about the possibility of a monogamous relationship. This is only a little weird, considering we're strangers, but also I'm not interested in anything exclusive. At all. Period. So if you're looking for a faithful girlfriend, I'm not her. If you're looking for a slutty girlfriend, I know a few people you could call.

**It's also worth noting that I'm not going to be your friend with benefits. Casual sex is something I do but that doesn't mean I'm gonna fuck you. Or your friends. Anyone sending me unwarranted, sexually explicit messages will be blocked and reported.
I’m really good at
Making lists
Folding all my laundry really neatly and then never putting it away
Making strange noises
Finding quality local food
Drinking water
Bong hits
Sleeping
The first things people usually notice about me
In this order: my butt, my eyes, my bad attitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All of Kevin Brooks' novels, Stephen King (but only his short stories), Rolling Stone magazine, Harry Potter, Wasted by Marya Hornbacher, Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, The Way We Live Now, The Book Thief by Markus Zusak, Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman is probably my favorite piece of literature of all time

The Aristocats, Kissing Jessica Stein, Chocolat, Thank You For Smoking, Django Unchained, Pulp Fiction, Moulin Rouge!, Bruce Almighty, The Waterboy, Death Proof...Tarantino, basically.

Community, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Workaholics, Orange Is The New Black, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Malcolm in the Middle, The Simpsons, SNL, Portlandia, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Flapjack, House of Cards

Music... Here are my current top 3 songs:
1. Odd Look by The Weeknd
2. Stay Ready by Jhene Aiko ft. Kendrick Lamar
3. Telegraph Ave. by Childish Gambino

Along with those, other musical acts I enjoy include Pink Floyd, Nirvana, The xx, Odd Future, Frank Ocean, A$AP Rocky, Ellie Goulding, The Eagles, Of Monsters & Men, Sky Ferreira, Now Now, The Weeknd, Amy Winehouse, Adele, Angus & Julia Stone, Band of Skulls, Bon Iver, Alt-J, Beach House, Bright Eyes, Bombay Motorcycle Club, Devendra Banhart, Childish Gambino, Daughter, Dead Man's Bones, Gipsy Kings, The Head and The Heart, Our Native Language, Iron & Wine, James Vincent McMorrow, Kendrick Lamar, Lykke Li, M.I.A., Beyoncé, Mumford & Sons, Vampire Weekend, Regina Spektor, White Stripes, Sleigh Bells, Stars, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, José Gonzalez, Lorde, The Internet, Handsome Furs, Sir Sly, Mt. Motel, and counting...

Food: the more local, the better. Artisan sandwiches, good bagels, the popcorn chicken at Hiccups is to DIE for... I love frozen yogurt and pb&j's, spinach, anything with garlic in it, my homemade faux-beef and broccoli bowls are bomb dot com if I do say so myself.

Hi, I'm Sam. (Hi Sam). I'm helplessly addicted to Hot Cheetos. (Applause).
The six things I could never do without
Weeb
Guitar
iPhone
Siblings
Water
Coconuts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where all my money went
Why my gas meter mysteriously seems to go down every time I use my car
The next thing I'm going to eat
My next trip
Stuff I should be doing but I'm not
Sex
Lists
On a typical Friday night I am
Alone in my room, cuddling with a cat and scrolling Tumblr.

Or, on a different Friday night, at my friends' house, cuddling with a cat and scrolling Tumblr.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Don't talk to me unless it's about Beyoncé