Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I found writing all of this shit in a sentence to be strenuous...
So, here's a nice list!
Surprise Jam Sessions
Making that paper
Netflix cuddle nights/days/weeks
Illinois farm girl turned Vegas party animal. I'll be moving out to
the bay on the 1st of October and am looking for friends!
I hate packing peanuts with the most ridiculous passion.
This is Sparta.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Laughing about it.
(That was cheesy, but it made me laugh so I'm keeping it. Besides,
your mom would probably love it and most likely has one of those
"love and light" frames somewhere in her house. If she doesn't, I'm
totally okay with that because those things are lame as
Washing my hands a lot.
And playing Clash of Clans.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking (sorry Mom)
Playing Disc Golf
Rewriting popular songs using inappropriate lyrics
Serious brain picking conversations
Laughing until I cry, and then having to cough because I was
cry-laughing so hard.
Being a wingman
Recently I realized that I'm really good at NOT having SIRI, but
pretending that I AM SIRI: giving turn by turn directions, relaying
you to the closest shops and eating establishments, and answering
your questions with my fake robot voice.
I've also mastered my fake Mexican radio voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My inviting personality.
I hope it's not my cackle. Did I seriously just cackle in public?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kung Fu films
O' Brother, Where art Thou?
Dead Poets Society
Slowly diving into the entire Criterion
A collegiate amount of foreign films
Any Happy Madison Production
Any Wes Anderson Film
Documentary Documentaries Documenting Documents!
How I Met Your Mother
Man vs. Food
Sex and the City!
90's sitcoms for the win!
How It's Made
Law and Order: SVU & CI
DEXTER- FUUCCKK (the last season didn't happen. Nope. Not
I can and have watched PBS's Create channel all day.
Skateboarding and cat videos on YouTube and Vine Are a frequent
past time. (I don't own cats, not do I skateboard. Both are just so
interesting to me.)
Timber Timbre and old DooWop
JC Brooks & The Uptown Sound
Rage Against The Machine
Most Old School Hip Hop
Majority of 90's Alternative
A surprising amount of 80's New Wave
A fraction of Dance music (Trap & Dirty Dutch)
All of solid Rock and Roll
This is hard, so I'll list the things I don't like:
plain unsalted peas
the texture of coconut and beans
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Breakfast, any time of day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What being in my thirties will be like, and whether or not I'll
tell my future children the whole truth about my twenties.
"I hope my breath smells good, I might as well eat a mint
regardless... Actually two."
Memories with my best friends in Vegas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pointing out Sluts with Butts to my man friends
At a Concert
Laughing so hard
Mentally being self conscious of how Loud I'm talking and
enjoying the comforts of my extremely comfortable bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My front tooth has a chip in it.
I have a twitter hashtag tattooed on my foot, saying "#HAM."
I drunkenly peed in more than one bed in college... Sorry about
I dance so hard whenever I'm in traffic. People stare and laugh, or
dance along. The dancers are always my favorite, the others can go
fuck themselves with their non-fun havin' traffic asses.
I'm always self conscious about my breath, and in turn always have
gum or a mint. Ya'all should be too, because chances are- your
I fucking HATE packing peanuts so much.
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–36
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not socially awkward.
You're corn fed and/or bearded... I have a weakness for my Midwest
You use emojis on your iPhone, as an adult. 😬🐉💃📯🔝
You love your parents. (No, but seriously- dudes have daddy issues
too and I truly will not care.)
Your mirrors are clean in your photos... I mean, honestly!
You DON'T wear fun socks. I fucking hate them so much that it's
actually ridiculous how much I hate them.
REAL TALK: : Your photos must be an accurate
depiction of yourself. If you've got a lazy eye, are short as fuck,
or have some gnarly shit like a gimpy leg, OWN THAT SHIT. You don't
like surprises, neither do we.
Who are you looking for?
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