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samdmc42

25 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I found writing all of this shit in a sentence to be strenuous... So, here's a nice list!

Friends
Sparkling Water
Shows
Bulleit on the rocks, two limes.
Left Handed
Family
Parties!
Surprise Jam Sessions
Making that paper
Spotify!
Hulu cuddle nights/days/weeks

Illinois farm girl turned Vegas party animal, most recently turned East Bay Bossa Nova and beyond stoked about it!

I hate packing peanuts with the most ridiculous passion.

This is Sparta.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting Weird.
Washing my hands a lot.
Adventuring the bay for all the bay has to offer.
Having intense conversations
Going to shows/ house shows/ anything overtly 'rad bands playing rad music.'
Sitting in the "San Francisco history" section of the library and just geeking the fuck out on architecture, humans, and everything in between.

Working with my wonderful company.

Finding the Offerman to my Mullally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Friends
Meeting Mothers
Being Spontaneous
High Fives
Saying "I'd down" more often than not.
Playing Disc Golf
Opening Jars
Rewriting popular songs using inappropriate lyrics
Writing Lists
Serious brain picking conversations
Harmonizing
I-Spy, Balderdash, and Charades
Passing on the girly drama and in turn making a "fart noise."
Laughing until I cry, and then having to cough because I was cry-laughing so hard.
Being a wingman
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile.
My entourage.
My inviting personality.

I hope it's not my cackle. Did I seriously just cackle in public?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Color:
19-1230 TCX

Movies:
Kung Fu films
O' Brother, Where art Thou?
Shawshank Redemption
Seven
Forrest Gump
Garden State
Dead Poets Society
Fight Club
Rudy
American Psycho
Spork
Big Fish
Slowly diving into the entire Criterion
An amateur amount of foreign films
Any Happy Madison Production
Any Wes Anderson Film
Inspirational Documentaries
Food Documentaries
Musical Documentaries
Documentary Documentaries Documenting Documents!

Shows:

Sex and the City
Survivorman
How It's Made
Law and Order: SVU & CI
How I Met Your Mother
CHEERS
Fresh Prince
DEXTER (sans the last season, easily top 3)

I can and have watched PBS's Create channel all day.

Skateboarding and cat videos on YouTube and Vine Are a frequent past time. (I don't own cats, not do I skateboard. Both are just so interesting to me.)

Music:

Old Standards, Rock and Roll, Hip Hop, and utter noise.

Currently, and ever changing:
http://open.spotify.com/user/samdmc/playlist/1g0TfI6DtQpM8xv3q3Bjuy

Tip Top:
Beck
Timbre Timbre
Hieroglyphics
Sage Francis
Man Man
Darwin Deez
Neil Young
Missy Elliott
The Dirtbombs
Aaliyah
Joao Gilberto
Lords of the Underground
Thievery Corporation
Frank Ocean
Neil Young
Heartless Bastards
Jurassic 5

Food:

This is hard, so I'll list the things I don't like:
plain unsalted peas
the texture of coconut and beans
sea urchin
Hoppy beers
Coconut water.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Harmonies
Clean Clothes
Beards
Breakfast, any time of day.
My Parents
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... In a gigantic nutshell: the universe, energy, my community, and kindness.

What being in my thirties will be like, and whether or not I'll tell my future children the whole truth about my twenties.

Butts.

Memories with my best friends in Vegas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With Friends
Smiling
Adventuring the Bay
Singing
Engaged in gnarly conversation
Playing Charades, Balderdash, Board games with friends.
At a Show
Laughing so hard
Mentally being self conscious of how Loud I'm talking and cackling.

or

enjoying the comforts of my extremely comfortable bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a twitter hashtag tattooed on my foot, saying "#HAM."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're fun.
You're looking for some harmonies to those songs you wrote in high school.
You're not socially awkward.
You have a cuddly dog or cat looking for more attention.
You're corn fed and/or bearded... I have a weakness for my Midwest boys.
You use emojis on your iPhone, as an adult. 😬🐉💃📯🔝
You love your parents.