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samdmc42

25 Oakland, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I found writing all of this shit in a sentence to be strenuous... So, here's a nice list!

Friends
Sparkling Water
Shows
Bulleit on the rocks, two limes.
Left Handed
Family
Parties!
Surprise Jam Sessions
Making that paper
Spotify!
Hulu cuddle nights/days/weeks

Illinois farm girl turned Vegas party animal, most recently turned East Bay Bossa Nova and beyond stoked about it!

I hate packing peanuts with the most ridiculous passion.

This is Sparta.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Washing my hands a lot.
Adventuring the bay for all the bay has to offer.
Going to shows/ house shows/ anything overtly 'rad bands playing rad music.'
Sitting in the "San Francisco history" section of the library and just geeking the fuck out on architecture, humans, and everything in between.

Oh, working. I do that too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Friends
Meeting Mothers
Being Spontaneous
High Fives
Saying "I'd down" more often than not.
Drinking (sorry Mom)
Playing Disc Golf
Opening Jars
Being Competitive
Rewriting popular songs using inappropriate lyrics
Writing Lists
Serious brain picking conversations
Harmonizing
I-Spy, Balderdash, and Charades
DGAF-ing
Passing on the girly drama and in turn making a "fart noise."
Laughing until I cry, and then having to cough because I was cry-laughing so hard.
Being a wingman
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile.
My entourage.
My inviting personality.

I hope it's not my cackle. Did I seriously just cackle in public?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Color:
19-1230 TCX

Movies:
Kung Fu films
O' Brother, Where art Thou?
Shawshank Redemption
Seven
Forrest Gump
Garden State
Dead Poets Society
Fight Club
Rudy
American Psycho
Spork
Big Fish
Slowly diving into the entire Criterion
An amateur amount of foreign films
Any Happy Madison Production
Any Wes Anderson Film
Inspirational Documentaries
Food Documentaries
Musical Documentaries
Documentary Documentaries Documenting Documents!

Shows:

How I Met Your Mother
Mad Men
Man vs. Food
CHEERS!
Fresh Prince!
Sex and the City!
Ally McBeal
Friends!
90's sitcoms for the win!
Survivorman
How It's Made
Law and Order: SVU & CI

DEXTER- FUUCCKK (the last season didn't happen. Nope. Not listening.)

I can and have watched PBS's Create channel all day.

Skateboarding and cat videos on YouTube and Vine Are a frequent past time. (I don't own cats, not do I skateboard. Both are just so interesting to me.)

Music:

Always:
Old doo-wop and Classic love songs, with the occasional 2livecrew binge, and 90's alternative freak out session.

Currently, and ever changing:
http://open.spotify.com/user/samdmc/playlist/1g0TfI6DtQpM8xv3q3Bjuy

Tip Top:
Beck
Hieroglyphics
Sage Francis
Man Man
Darwin Deez
Neil Young
Missy Elliott
The Dirtbombs
Major Lazor
Aaliyah
Thievery Corporation
JC Brooks & The Uptown Sound
Frank Ocean
Rage Against The Machine
Heartless Bastards
Jurassic 5
Paul Simon

Most Old School Hip Hop
Majority of 90's Alternative
A surprising amount of 80's New Wave
A fraction of Dance music (Trap & Dirty Dutch)
All of solid Rock and Roll

Food:

This is hard, so I'll list the things I don't like:
plain unsalted peas
the texture of coconut and beans
sea urchin
Hoppy beers
Coconut water.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Harmonies
Clean Clothes
Beards
Breakfast, any time of day.
My Parents
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What being in my thirties will be like, and whether or not I'll tell my future children the whole truth about my twenties.

"I hope my breath smells good, I might as well eat a mint regardless... Actually two."

Butts.

Memories with my best friends in Vegas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With Friends
Smiling
Singing
Playing Charades
Dancing
Pointing out heavenly butts to my man friends
At a Concert
Hugging
Laughing so hard
Mentally being self conscious of how Loud I'm talking and cackling.

or

enjoying the comforts of my extremely comfortable bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My front tooth has a chip in it.

I have a twitter hashtag tattooed on my foot, saying "#HAM."

I drunkenly peed in more than one bed in college... Sorry about that.

I dance so hard whenever I'm in traffic. People stare and laugh, or dance along. The dancers are always my favorite, the others can go fuck themselves with their non-fun havin' traffic asses.

I'm always self conscious about my breath, and in turn always have gum or a mint. Ya'all should be too, because chances are- your breath stinks.

I fucking HATE packing peanuts so much.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're fun.
You're not socially awkward.
You're corn fed and/or bearded... I have a weakness for my Midwest boys.
You use emojis on your iPhone, as an adult. 😬🐉💃📯🔝
You love your parents. (No, but seriously- dudes have daddy issues too and I truly will not care.)

Your mirrors are clean in your photos... I mean, honestly!
You DON'T wear fun socks. I fucking hate them so much that it's actually ridiculous how much I hate them.

REAL TALK: : Your photos must be an accurate depiction of yourself. If you've got a lazy eye, are short as fuck, or have some gnarly shit like a gimpy leg, OWN THAT SHIT. You don't like surprises, neither do we.