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samdmc42

24 F Las Vegas, NV

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:01am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I found writing all of this shit in a sentence to be strenuous... So, here's a nice list!

ENFJ
Friends
Sparkling Water
Shows
Jameson
Left Handed
Family
Parties!
Surprise Jam Sessions
Making that paper
Spotify!
Netflix cuddle nights/days/weeks

You Vegas Natives like to point out how few and far between you are, so I'm going to one up you all and talk about how few and far between Illinois farm girls are, here in Vegas. Chances are, my ratio is much smaller than yours is.
What Iā€™m doing with my life
Living it.
Loving it.
Laughing about it.

(That was cheesy, but it made me laugh so I'm keeping it. Besides, your mom would probably love it and most likely has one of those "love and light" frames somewhere in her house. If she doesn't, I'm totally okay with that because those things are lame as fuck.)

Washing my hands a lot.
And playing Clash of Clans.
Iā€™m really good at
Making Friends
Meeting Mothers
Being Spontaneous
High Fives
Being Fun!
Drinking (sorry Mom)
Playing Disc Golf
Opening Jars
Being Competitive
Rewriting popular songs using inappropriate lyrics
Writing Lists
Serious brain picking conversations
Harmonizing
I-Spy
DGAF-ing
Laughing until I cry, and then having to cough because I was cry-laughing so hard.
Being a wingman

Recently I realized that I'm really good at NOT having SIRI, but pretending that I AM SIRI: giving turn by turn directions, relaying to you the closest shops and eating establishments, and answering your questions with my fake robot voice.

I've also mastered my fake Mexican radio voice.
Voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile.
My entourage.
My inviting personality.

I hope it's not my cackle. Did I seriously just cackle in public?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:

O' Brother, Where art Thou?
Shawshank Redemption
Seven
Forrest Gump
Garden State
Dead Poets Society
Fight Club
American Psycho
Spork
Big Fish
A collegiate amount of foreign films
Any Happy Madison Production
Any Wes Anderson Film
Inspirational Documentaries
Food Documentaries
Musical Documentaries
Documentary Documentaries Documenting Documents!

Shows:

How I Met Your Mother
Mad Men
Man vs. Food
CHEERS!
Fresh Prince!
Sex and the City!
Ally McBeal
Friends!
90's sitcoms for the win!
Survivorman
How It's Made
Law and Order: SVU & CI

DEXTER- FUUCCKK (the last season didn't happen. Nope. Not listening.)

I can and have watched PBS's Create channel all day.

Music:

Beck
Hieroglyphics
Sage Francis
Man Man
Darwin Deez
Missy Elliott
The Dirtbombs
Major Lazor
Aaliyah
Thievery Corporation
JC Brooks & The Uptown Sound
Frank Ocean
Rage Against The Machine
Heartless Bastards
Jurassic 5
Paul Simon

Most Old School Hip Hop
Majority of 90's Alternative
A surprising amount of 80's New Wave
A fraction of Dance music (Trap & Dirty Dutch)
All of solid Rock and Roll

Food:

This is hard, so I'll list the things I don't like:
plain unsalted peas
the texture of coconut and beans
sea urchin
Hoppy beers
Coconut water.
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Melodies
Clean Clothes
Beards
Breakfast, any time of day.
My Parents
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What being in my thirties will be like, and whether or not I'll tell my future children the whole truth about my twenties.

"I hope my breath smells good, I might as well eat a mint regardless... Actually two."

Whether or not I'm a hardcore lesbian, I'm not... I just love pointing out asses, but that's normal right? No? Oh... But girls usually suck at conversation- so if you can shoot the shit- I'm super interested.
On a typical Friday night I am
With Friends
Smiling
Singing
Playing Charades
Dancing
Pointing out Sluts with Butts to my man friends
At a Concert
Hugging
Laughing so hard
Mentally being self conscious of how Loud I'm talking and cackling.

or

enjoying the comforts of my extremely comfortable bed.
The most private thing Iā€™m willing to admit
My front tooth has a chip in it.

I have a twitter hashtag tattooed on my foot, saying "#HAM."

I drunkenly peed in more than one bed in college... Sorry about that.

I dance so hard whenever I'm in traffic. People stare and laugh, or dance along. The dancers are always my favorite, the others can go fuck themselves with their non-fun havin' traffic asses.

I'm always self conscious about my breath, and in turn always have gum or a mint. Ya'all should be too, because chances are- your breath stinks.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're fun.
You're not socially awkward.
You're a rad chick.
You're corn fed and/or bearded... I have a weakness for my Midwest boys and small town girls.
You don't play poker professionally.
You use emojis on your iPhone, as an adult. šŸ˜¬šŸ‰šŸ’ƒšŸ“ÆšŸ”
You love your parents. (No, but seriously- dudes have daddy issues too and I truly will not care.)

Your mirrors are clean in your photos... I mean, honestly!
You DON'T wear fun socks. I fucking hate them so much that it's actually ridiculous how much I hate them.

REAL TALK: : Your photos must be an accurate depiction of yourself. If you've got a lazy eye, are short as fuck, or have some gnarly shit like a gimpy leg, OWN THAT SHIT. You don't like surprises, neither do we.