I found writing all of this shit in a sentence to be strenuous... So, here's a nice list!

ENFJ
Friends
Drinks🍺
Shows
Left Handed
Family
Parties!
Surprise Jam Sessions
Making that paper
Spotify!
Netflix cuddle nights/days/weeks

You Vegas Natives like to point out how few and far between you are, so I'm going to one up you all and talk about how few and far between Illinois farm girls are, here in Vegas. Chances are, my ratio is much smaller than your is.

Living it.
Loving it.
Laughing about it.

(That was cheesy, but it made me laugh so I'm keeping it. Besides, your mom would probably love it and most likely has one of those "love and light" frames somewhere in her house. If she doesn't, I'm totally okay with that because those things are lame as fuck.)

Making Friends
Meeting Mothers
Drinking Jameson
Being Spontaneous
High Fives
Going HAM
Being Fun!
Playing Disc Golf
Opening Jars
Being Competitive
Rewriting popular songs using inappropriate lyrics
Writing Lists
Serious brain picking conversations
Harmonizing
I-Spy
DGAF-ing
Laughing until I cry, and then having to cough because I was cry-laughing so hard.
Being a wingman

Recently I realized that I'm really good at NOT having SIRI, but pretending that I AM SIRI: giving turn by turn directions, relaying to you the closest shops and eating establishments, and answering your questions with my fake robot voice.

I've also mastered my fake Mexican radio voice.
Voice.

My smile.
My entourage.
My inviting personality.
The content in my glass/glasses.

Movies:

O' Brother, Where art Thou?
Shawshank Redemption
Seven
Forrest Gump
Garden State
Dead Poets Society
Fight Club
American Psycho
Spork
Big Fish
Any Happy Madison Production
Any Wes Anderson Film
Inspirational Documentaries

Shows:

How I Met Your Mother
Big Bang Theory
Mad Men
Man vs. Food
Fresh Prince!
Sex and the City!
Ally McBeal!
Friends!
90's sitcoms for the win!
Survivorman
How It's Made
Law and Order: SVU & CI

I can and have watched PBS's Create channel all day.

Music:

Beck
Hieroglyphics
Sage Francis
Man Man
Missy Elliott
The Dirtbombs
Aaliyah
Thievery Corporation
JC Brooks & The Uptown Sound
Frank Ocean
Rage Against The Machine
Heartless Bastards
Jurassic 5
Paul Simon

Most Old School Hip Hop
Majority of 90's Alternative
A surprising amount of 80's New Wave
A fraction of Dance music
All of solid Rock and Roll

Food:

This is hard, so I'll list the things I don't like:
plain unsalted peas
the texture of coconut and beans
sea urchin
Hoppy beers
Ramen (<-- that's a complete lie, I'm just trying to pretend I don't eat it all the time.)

Friends
Melodies
Sunshine
Beards
Food
My Parents

What being in my thirties will be like, and whether or not I'll tell my future children the whole truth about my twenties.

How I make so many friends when I black out drunk.

"I hope my breath smells good, I might as well eat a mint regardless... Actually two."

If that burrito from earlier upset my stomach.

Whether or not I'm a closet lesbian, I'm not... I just love pointing out asses, but that's normal right? No? Oh...

With Friends
Smiling
Drunk
Singing
Playing Charades
Dancing
Pointing out Sluts with Butts to my man friends
At a Concert
Hugging
Laughing so hard
Mentally being self conscious of how Loud I'm talking and cackling.

or

enjoying the comforts of my extremely comfortable bed.

or

More realistically I'm working, but I pretend any day/night off is Friday so that I don't lose fun-points.

My front tooth has a chip in it.

I have a twitter hashtag tattooed on my foot, saying "#HAM."

I drunkenly peed in more than one bed in college... Sorry about that.

I dance so hard whenever I'm in traffic. People stare and laugh, or dance along. The dancers are always my favorite, the others can go fuck themselves with their non-fun havin' traffic asses.

I'm always self conscious about my breath, and in turn always have gum or a mint. Ya'all should be too, because chances are- your breath stinks.

You're fun.
You're not socially awkward.
You're corn fed and/or bearded... I have a weakness for my Midwest boys.
You use emojis on your iPhone, as an adult. 😬🐉💃📯🔝
You love your parents. (No, but seriously- dudes have daddy issues too and I truly will not care.)

REAL TALK: : Your photos must an accurate depiction of yourself. If you've got a lazy eye, are short as fuck, or have some gnarly shit like a gimpy leg, OWN THAT SHIT. You don't like surprises, neither do we.

You play Candy Crush Saga or Simpson's Tapped Out and wanna be friends so we can send each other lives and raid each others villages and shit! ... (Yeah, I just went there on a dating site.)