Insert witty, self-effacing comment here.

I do all sorts of things.

Brevity.

I'm not really concerned with what people are noticing about me.

Books: The Fountainhead, Shantaram, The World According to Garp, Siddartha, A New Earth, Outliers, The Sun Also Rises, Henderson The Rain King
TV:Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Girls (yeah I said it.), Friday Night Lights, Damages
Music: The Local Natives, The Rolling Stones, Bon Iver, The Shins, Radiohead, Nas, Gardens and Villa, Harriet, Elliott Smith, Haim, Bright Eyes, Lykke Li, Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, Nirvana, The Temper Trap, The Stone Roses, Phoenix, Arcade Fire, Aesop Rock, Simon and Garfunkle, Spice Girls, Spoken word poetry with Stephen Hawking
Movies: True Romance, All About Eve, Charade, Chinatown, American Beauty, Gladiator, Rust and Bone, The Man Who Would Be King, Silver Linings Playbook, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Black Swan, There Will Be Blood

guitars, camera, oxygen, bodies of water, boots, wheels, the world wide interweb, anesthesia during surgery, coffee, OKCupid.com, snow, laptop, rules to break.

Why there are no B-batteries.
Being a better me.
The Rolling Stones vs The Beatles
How to answer this question

Out with my friends. Being edgy.

You still have all your limbs